Was The Most Beautiful Specimen On This Earth, On Sight The Man Was In Love With Him. He Left His Idyllic

My fav boardgame tbh (sry monopoly)

reblog to be so niceys to the person you reblogged this from and give it lots of treats and petting and stuff

I like the idea that the people at Ao3 text the people at tumblr before they work on maintenance or have to go down for whatever reason. Like, I imagine some intern at tumblr getting a “hey girly” email and just sighing because their user percentage is going up by 1 million percent in the next few minutes on a random Wednesday morning and there’s nothing they can do about it but try not to let the website crash.

Also maybe the intern at Ao3 sending the email is in love with tumblr intern. . . .And maybe it’s mutual. . . .Romeo and Juliet style. . . .Maybe. . . .I don’t know

Souuuuppp

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

I'm going to hell man- bro- So I was on do not disturb, on discord, right? I was making smth, and then forgot to turn it off. My friend dms me like: Are you okay? What happened? Why are you on do not disturb?? And this is super sweet and everything, and I truly do appreciate this: but I am of dying of fucking laughter rn. Because he was so worried bc I WAS ON DO NOT DISTURB. I'm going hell *dies of laughter*

my "how the fuck have you not been banned yet" collection

My mom's pasta, she'd add green stuff and make a paste with it and put it in the pasta. Only way I ate vegetables as a small child.

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

Can't reblog till apocalypse so do it now pls

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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