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Uh... I have a super random theory about Seong Yohan's past (?)

So according to ep. 137, after the dog cult thing, Seong Yohan disappeared and his mom was sent to rehab.

A year later he joined the national boxing competition with Lee Jinsung as his opponent. He won. And after the match, he was seen to be with some guy. Was he Yohan's mentor?

He said something along the lines of "do you have any regrets?" Yohan answered "i have no regrets, neither do i have friends", implying that he has abandoned his childhood besties, Lee Jinsung and Kim Mijin.

Whoever that mysterious guy was, he must've known about Yohan's background. My theory is that the guy who was with Yohan was Park Jonggun. Crazy, right? But here's why i think so.

In the Kim Gimyung / Big Deal Arc, it was said that Seong Yohan escaped the dog cult and ran all the way from wherever that cult was to Gangseo-gu a.k.a Big Deal's turf. Yohan was found by Kwon Jitae (see ep. 306)

Jitae took him in only to see Yohan be rejected by Seo Songeun. He said Yohan couldn't join Big Deal due to their financial situation that prevented them from recruiting new members.

"If you want to make money so badly, just steal some shoes and sell them, man..." - Seo Songeun, 16 years old.

And Yohan be like: "Ok"

So he fought a bunch of dudes and stole their shoes.

Until Jonggun found him and took him under his wing (Ep. 211)

Jonggun offered him to take over Gangbuk-gu by forming a crew. "You can make a lotta money out of that," he said.

Seong Yohan accepted the offer, hence God Dog, right?

So how is this related to the boxing competition? Here's how.

Some conversation must've taken place off panel right after Jonggun found him, which i assume was a year after Yohan left Gangseo-gu (notice the change of Yohan's appearance in ep. 211, and compare it to when he was staying at Big Deal's in ep. 307).

I imagine the conversation went like this:

Yohan: "I accept your offer, but I have one last thing to do before I join your business."

Jonggun: "Sure buddy, whaddya want?"

Yohan: "I want to defeat my rival in the upcoming national boxing competition. I want to leave everything behind."

Jonggun: "Gotcha."

And then episode 138 happened. And this was Kim Mijin's POV:

As Yohan walked away, I couldn't catch him. Yohan once again disappeared without a trace before our eyes.

Damn you, ninja cutting onions!

And so, Yohan left his childhood best friends and formed God Dog. And also became buddies with Park Jonggun.

And then, at the end of episode 138, Park Jonggun said something along the lines of, "Seems like yesterday you trained yourself and won. Forget boxing, man. Let's make some serious money."

And Yohan was like, "Hell yeah, dude. I'm gonna take over your position for real."

BUT HEY, IT'S JUST A THEORY. A LOOKISM THEORY!

Thank you for reading!!

I'm gonna do a recap on God Dog next. Peace✌️

Okay just to clear misunderstandings:

Why do I think Samuel seems to be opposing Ilhae's plan?

I translated the panel into my first language (Indonesian), and it went like this:

"Tapi kamu tidak terlihat baik? Menangkap Big Deal. Apakah ada sesuatu yang terjadi? Saya pikir semuanya berjalan sangat baik?"

Which translated to this in English:

"But you don't look good? Catching Big Deal. Is there anything going on? I thought things were going well?"

Y'all, Samuel wasn't too happy with Ilhae attacking Big Deal

DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP ME. MY PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN. I NEED THE RAWS BE TRANSLATED ASAP 😭😭😭

WHAT IS THIS?

SAMUEL SILENTLY OPPOSING ILHAE'S PLAN TO ATTACK BIG DEAL?

SAMUEL, ARE YOU GOING TO BETRAY ILHAE AND REJOIN BIG DEAL? 🥹

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON

I HEARD JAKE WENT TO CHOI DONGSOO (i forgot his english name)

WHAT FOR? HOW DID JAKE KNOW HIM? WHY WOULD HE GO TO A PERSON WHO CREATED THE WHOLE 4 CREW MESS? I THOUGHT HE HATED BEING IN THE 4 CREW

WHAT

THE

FUCK

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

PTJ YOU BETTER HAVE SOME EXPLANATION

Oh yeah, I also heard it turns out that "Elite" is Choi Dongsoo. That, I'm not surprised to be honest.

Sweet mother of Jake,,,,

Who's the milf you bangin' Gun??? Why did you steal her dress like dat? 😭😭😭

I found, the most feared, most hated, the Gun's leopard long sleeve shirt, is even uglier in real life...

It's a dress...

but the pants are great, keep the ass up

So... I tried creating Jake Kim in The Sims 4.

I never knew I needed Lookism CC until now 🥲

Also.. I spent a lot of time picking his traits 🙈

Lookism Randomness

Delinquent High School AU, assuming the whole cast are in the same school:

Disclaimer: I like using the characters' Korean name instead of their English ones.

Choi Dongsoo as the headmaster whose existence has been questioned for generations. Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows where he went. But he ain't Cotton Eye Joe, that's for sure.

Park Jonggun as the scary gym teacher everyone fears. Passed the certification exam with the highest score nationwide only to find himself teaching devil incarnates called high school kids. Thus grows his hatred for this wretched world and his students.

Seo Songeun as that one kid who likes to suck up to the teachers, especially Mr. Jonggun. 10/10 would run five extra laps just to get Jonggun's pat on his back because he never got that from his absentee of a father. Poor meow-meow aspires to take over the reign of the headmaster so he becomes the king of the school.

Park Hyungseok as the "model student" despite his addiction to making tiktok videos even during class.

Kim Gimyung as the head of the student council who secretly runs a gambling business, selling bets on sports meet during recess.

Lineman as one of Kim Gimyung's accomplices whose job is to manipulate the scores of sports meet while disguising as one of the team players, so his hyung-nim gets the big fat dough.

Park Bumjae as the curious cat who smells something fishy going on in the student council. Something related to....dirty money, hmm 🧐🤔. He swears to his great grandfather's name, he will uncover the existence of a mafia syndicate within the school grounds.

Han Shinwoo as the senior who keeps repeating sophomore year for some reason. The teachers just dgaf anymore. Always be the one who brings alcohol and cigarettes to secret hangouts behind the cafeteria.

Hwang Jaewon and Lee Hyundo as the designated "cleaners" who are in charge of cleaning the scene of the crime when secret hangouts are over.

Seong Yohan as the quiet emo kid who skips class because school is meaningless and so is life. He'd rather spend time with his dogs because they're the only ones who understand him. Is allergic to people.

Vasco as the awfully gullible security guard. Always falls for the "look behind you!" trick Seong Yohan pulls every time.

I might add more characters, idk.

Chapter 437

Okay but why tf do i find this guy hot?? 🫠🫠🫠

Oh yeah, cuz i'm a sucker for men in suits.

Dammit.

this is absolute prompt. somebody please write about this

Imagine Sammy meets your dad and your dad is Gapryong?

They got a bit boring halfway the conquering of Ba Sing Se

That sounds like a bad friend you don't need in your life.

And this hits too close to home 🥲

You see, for me Lookism is my escape from the harsh reality. I like talking about Lookism, but I have no one to talk about it with. That is why I need MORE people to talk about Lookism.

We need people like you to keep this fandom alive. Cheer up, my friend 💖

I'm hurt because my friend just told me to stop talking about Lookism, because I talk about it all day. Today was a really bad day and he managed to get worse...