WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

Yutaka Murakami "Cat drawn with disposable chopsticks"

村上ゆたか「割り箸で描くニャンコ」

fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns

we DO grow old and happy. btw.