“This Too Shall Pass” Well Can It Pass A Little Faster Jeez

its so unfortunate when different peoples neurodivergent traits clash horribly. like yes i totally understand that the man at the other table cant control his stimming and loud vocal tics and i think he deserves to have a nice day out at a restaraunt without judgement. however if i dont remove myself from the audible vicinity in the next 20 seconds i will explode.

well that can't be good

Painted another of my favorite fruits: strawberries!

Avocados will be next.

Using my custom brushes this time around! One of my custom brushes is the one with the halftone/noise combo texture look.

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns