Worst Roommates Ever

i finally downloaded tumblr and i feel so stupid because i deleted it before because i thought the app was confusing. this shit isn’t confusing, it’s awesome

portraits

the thing about professor!mark being so hot is that it implies that every day of filming they sit adam scott down in the hair and makeup chair and say "okay now make him look like shit"

van palmer did not survive a plane crash, almost being burned alive in said crash, a wolf attack, more than a year in the wilderness, two winters there, their cabin burning down, cannibalism, hunting her teammates for dinner, shaunnibal lecter, CANCER and anything else i forgot to mention just to be killed by melissa fucking hat. god damn

shout out to the girlies who didn't have tumblr in 2012 but experienced it secondhand via scrolling through screenshots on pinterest in 2016

i KNOW that is not helly r. because helly would have been the FIRST to crawl through the tunnel. mark would’ve been the one following like “uhhhh are we sure about this?” he would’ve pointed out the shit and helly would’ve been like oh NEAT i can put this shit in my outie’s hair 😌

I haven’t watched Gravity Falls in literal months but like…..tonight I was on a baby naming website….and just

His name….literally……means….to cut down trees.

Dipper and Mabel’s last name is Pines.

I hate everything.

How did I NEVER notice this?????

chris, worried about josh on the mountain: you okay bro, worried about you, care about you

josh, preparing to knock his bestie out with gas: I’m fine

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job and I've never called in sick