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AHOY LADIES! Robin Buckley

Eddie and Steve had a will they/wont they going on for years while Eddie did the whole famous rockstar thing. And now he’s on a break. Two platinum records with Corroded Coffin behind him, Eddie can finally concentrate on Steve. And the miracle is that Steve never resented Eddie for focusing on his career. That wasn’t a problem for him. He waited (sometimes patiently and sometimes not) until it was his turn, and when they got together, it was just as incredible as both had expected it would be.

So you can’t blame Eddie for writing his first solo album all about Steve. He’s done hiding in the closet for his career, so it’s he/him pronouns and filthy imagery. Shockingly it sells like you wouldn’t believe. In fact, he’s getting picked up in markets he never reached before. And when he gets the numbers for radio stations, he’s killing it on stations totally unfamiliar to him. But he’s still completely wrapped up in Steve so he’s not paying a lot of attention and he lets his manager take care of everything.

The mystery is revealed the day they get a package from Wayne. It contains clippings from newspapers and magazines, and a note that just says, “Something you want to tell me, boy?” All the headlines are some variation of “Former Satanist Eddie Munson Releases Worship Album quietly signaling his conversion to Christianity”

Eddie is furious and Steve has to watch him throw a tantrum yelling and screaming. When he eventually calms down Steve reminds Eddie that doing zero press and releasing songs like, “On My Knees in Worship” and “He is my Sunrise and my Salvation” might in fact be a little misleading.

They spend the rest of the night giggling about all the good Christians listening to songs about their sex life.

Famous popstar Steve Harrington and Famous heavy metal singer Eddie Munson who hard launch their relationship Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan style by appearing in each other's music videos.

Perpetually thinking about how they gave God boyfriends and girlfriends but they can’t make some dude from Kansas gay for an angel

happy pride to these homosexuals

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Steve & Dustin XD

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Modern steddie au concept:

Steve is a baseball player and he goes viral on social media for some shenanigans a la this post (I'm thinking the guy catching a stray baseball with his bare hand without looking)

Eddie is famous-ish with CC and also, unrelated, a very good shitposter (think lil nas x) plus he does let his nerd flag fly and post about d&d and shit.

So he sees gifs of Steve doing something upsettingly cool and quote tweets it saying "Sorry for putting Sportsball on your timeline, folks, but I need to formally apologize to my man Gareth. You were right, a real human being COULD have caught that amulet, I should've let you roll.

Again, apologies to Gareth AND Sir Garthrix the Indomitable, may he Rest In Pieces"

Which of course Dustin sees, and he bullies Steve into DMing Eddie in hopes that he could at some point get Eddie to DM for Dustin & friends but ends in Steve getting laid instead. Can't win them all, Dustybuns.

As much as I talk about Steve and Eddie, Argyle really is my favorite character and I'm pissed he's not gonna be in s5.

This man deserves everything.

Your media can have a little bisexual man. As a treat.