What Do You Say?

STRANGER THINGS 4 Chapter Eight: Papa

“I’m literally taller than you.”

“Hair doesn’t count, Farrah.”

As much as I like taller Steve, taller Eddie just hits different—

crop top stevie love of my life

buck subplot: my 8 year situationship is leaving me 😔💔

average maddie subplot:

It will never not be funny to me that Eddie is waxing poetic about how Steve and Nancy are meant to be together while Steve is just gazing at Eddie's lips like "when will this wet dog of a man let me kiss him"

"They should fuck nasty" is one of the most insightful and universal observations about any media.

Modern steddie au concept:

Steve is a baseball player and he goes viral on social media for some shenanigans a la this post (I'm thinking the guy catching a stray baseball with his bare hand without looking)

Eddie is famous-ish with CC and also, unrelated, a very good shitposter (think lil nas x) plus he does let his nerd flag fly and post about d&d and shit.

So he sees gifs of Steve doing something upsettingly cool and quote tweets it saying "Sorry for putting Sportsball on your timeline, folks, but I need to formally apologize to my man Gareth. You were right, a real human being COULD have caught that amulet, I should've let you roll.

Again, apologies to Gareth AND Sir Garthrix the Indomitable, may he Rest In Pieces"

Which of course Dustin sees, and he bullies Steve into DMing Eddie in hopes that he could at some point get Eddie to DM for Dustin & friends but ends in Steve getting laid instead. Can't win them all, Dustybuns.

I don’t think I’ll ever actually truly recover from this video

what if they kept swapping clothes