"I Can Just Take Him Out"

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Steve often steps in as Robin's “boyfriend” when random dudes won't leave her alone.

Eddie and the Party are long used to this--Steve regularly does the Big Brother act for the kids themselves when someone is being obnoxious towards them. 

(The guy moms people better than most moms do, and somehow still manages to pull off “cool guy” vibes while doing it, because life absolutely has its favorites.) 

Thing is, Eddie wasn't expecting all that to extend to HIM--and he absolutely in his wildest dreams did not expect Steve to go the boyfriend route. 

Particularly not at the very first gay bar he, Robin and Steve have ever gone to together, where Eddie happens to run chest first into his first and last regular hookup--an older guy who isn’t taking no for an answer. 

That Steve picked up on Eddie being uncomfortable is one thing, but to have him pop his polo collar, stride over and drop a possessive arm over Eddie’s shoulder’s, a hint of King Steve coming through as he casually dismisses the guy like he’s nothing is insane, and if Eddie didn’t have a raging crush before, he absolutely has one now.

Perpetually thinking about how they gave God boyfriends and girlfriends but they can’t make some dude from Kansas gay for an angel

I’ve seen this done before but I just had to contribute since I know Eddie would have some words for that room.

I truly hope gay spn news never stops coming I hope I'm 80 years old still getting gay ass news from the destiel confession meme

steddie have that kind of marriage where their kid ends up calling steve ‘sweetheart’ and ‘love’ because that’s what they hear eddie call steve. by the time they realize what’s been happening, steve is embarrassed and eddie doubles down on never using his real name again.

For a show set in the 80s it doesn't contain nearly enough of the slutty himbo jock uniform

@steddie-week Day 1: Secret relationship

What does rockstar Eddie Munson get up to backstage?

a man's most important accessory is some blood on his face. his second most important accessory? his chest hair