after discussing a plan Elliot : Does anyone have any questions? Casey: Is this legal? Elliot : Does anyone have any relevant questions?
Casey, grabbing elliot by the shirt collar: Get me suspended again and I WILL call Kathy-
Elliot: Not helping the gay allegations, Casey- Calling my wife?
Casey: Off topic-and Im not gay, elliot! Dont assu--
Elliot: Casey. Olivia asked you to flush your case down the toilet and plead a girl out and you did it. And you smiled at her after you did it. A man tried to ask you out and I physically saw you cringe.
Casey:...So what the hell is the situation Munch and fin have going on-?! You cannot sit here and tell me that's straight-
Elliot:...Thats a whole other situation we are to afraid to look at- considering fin is VERY knowledgeable about 'Down Lows', AND THEY ARE BOTH VERY DIVORCED-
fin, from across the room, frantic: I JUST KNOW STUFF-!
alex has such a reputation for being icy and unmoving but her eyes are so expressive like just because shes not crying doesnt mean shes not falling apart
I’m convinced the squad is at a constant state of anxiety when Casey gets a passionate streak and goes for a perps throat without regards for the potential damage her career could take- this woman is about justice at any means necessary- if that means screw the rules and do it Alex Cabot made up search warent style- then that’s that-
It’s probably gonna go something like this-
Elliot:..
Olivia:…
Munch:…
Fin:…
*Cragen walking in a noticing the silence.*
Cragen, anxiously;..Who’s Novak trying to indict now..?
Fin, stressed and sarcastic : Munches favorite people.
Elliot, rubbing his temples: She’s indicting the US army for r@pe and murder.
…
Cragen, choking on literal air: I’m sorry, she’s WHAT.
Munch: it’s about time someone took initiative- back in the day there wa—
Fin, stressing: DON’T START JOHN- NOW IS NOT THE TI—
I’m starting a random daily ship post, because why not?
Day 1: Benovak (my beloved)
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Olivia, busting into Casey’s office: CASSANDRA NOVAK-
Casey, who was burried in a pile of Chinese take out up until now: I swear to you, I have no idea how Taft felt down his stairs and broke his shins-
*dead silence*
Olivia:…I’m sorry, WHAT HAPPENED TO TAFT???
Casey: WAIT THATS NOT WHY YOUR MAD??
Olivia: No! Babe, I was a BIT MAD WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU STAINED OUR SHOWER WITH THE PURPLE SHAMPOO- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TAFT???
Casey:…Oh that I did do, the shampoo, sorry honey I’m still getting used to the blonde-
Olivia: IS HE ALIVE-?!
Casey, grabbing her briefcase: SUDDENLY I HEAR THE GLORIOUS VOICE OF DONALLEY-
Olivia: CASSANDRA NOVAK SHES BEEN ON VACATION- WHAT DID YOU DO-?!
Meanwhile in the squad room:
Elliot:…
Melinda:…
Huang: They are my Roman Empire.
Elliot: I failed history what does that mean-?
Melinda:…Your a man and it shows, Elliot-
Elliot: RUDE???
me an' who?
I actually want to fight the entire SVU for how they treated Casey, it was so uncalled for
when i'm watching svu and they're mean to casey novak
Missing DA Arther Branch, my criminally underrated boy
— alexandra cabot as sailor song and casey novak as fable by gigi perez.
💌: casey has always been religious but strongly into the same gender. she spends her days being guilty about dating alex—not because she doesn’t love her, but because she thinks that despite being happy in this life, eternal suffering awaits her in the afterlife— ended up straying away from her own religion.
meanwhile, alex—though not entirely an atheist—doesnt believe in divinity or religion in general, started praying with and for casey. she would wake up and pray, thanking that she met casey and that the gods blessed her with a girl who loves loving her more than loving life itself.
Oh you were so onto somthing wait-
i think casey once took alex’s thumb in her mouth when they were making out and alex was never the same ever since
Olivia: how was it like to date the smallest man who ever lived?
Casey:…Olivia put the Taylor swift and my ex down- it’s 4am- plea—
Olivia:…A MESSAGE TO THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LI—
*Decked in the face with a file*
Name: Rose🥀Fandoms: SVU, Dead poets society, and golden girls,criminal minds ,and Carol (There are probably more, but these are the main 💗)💗CABENSON, CALEX, BENOVAK💗
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