Ikr!

this boi istg

hi <3

THIS JUST MADE MY DAY LOL

Thought you’d enjoy this

HA FUCKING ZEUS-

I kinda wanna draw this now...

Also was Zeus like.... Mid conversation when he gave birth or what

Yes, yes it did

this photo killed everyone

Reblog if you are Team Klaroline

There we go, now were talking

more like it 😁

Furious and protective Mini mode On

Boo: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren't actually scary.

Brynne: Yeah, I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lightning storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn't get hurt at all, and now I'm not even scared of the gods anymore.

Boo: That is... that is not what I meant.

Mini: YOU DID WHAT

It is true, they let him get away with way to many things

if anyone other than max did that they'd be under investigation and getting a penalty

Both my husband and my lover have the same number of votes!!!!!

Edit : Oh wait no, my lovers winning

this is so true

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

Where can i get this book?

Tropes Galore!

"This book is dedicated to everyone who longed for a story solely centred on the Gods and Goddesses of Greek Mythology."

Throughout the years, I've noticed a plethora of retellings revisiting the mythos of the Trojan War, the Odyssey, and the adventures of the Greek heroes. However, I've always yearned for a story focused entirely on the drama-filled lives of the Gods alone.

Forget "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," I wanted to watch "The Real Housewives of Olympus"!

When I was younger, I devoured the old myths and found the gods seemingly an afterthought in many stories. Because the myths were written by men about men, the gods remained a mystery and left me wanting more.

With all the commotion happening on a mountaintop, I was never interested in the predictable 'Hero's Journey.' Instead, I wanted to know what Hera had for breakfast and, more importantly, what time Zeus got home the night before. Their sky drama had me hooked!

As I started writing my story in 2018, I felt compelled to stay true to the myths of the Gods. In my world, characters aren't simply black or white; they exist in many shades of grey. This doesn't make me dislike them for their faults; rather, it illustrates that people aren't purely good or evil—we encompass everything simultaneously. 

And for some, that concept is too frightening to grasp.

Now, on to the Tropes!

Love Triangle: Ares/Aphrodite/Hermes 😖

Sibling Rivalry: Ares/Hebe/Hephaestus vs. Hermes/Athena/Artemis 😏

Slow Burn: Hades/Persephone 🫣

Fated Mates: Ares/🤫 Hephaestus/🫢

Forbidden Loves: Hermes/Hera (it's kinda complicated 👀)

Touch Her & U Die: Ares/Hebe & Apollo/Artemis 🔥

Passions of the Gods is the first installment in a series of novels retelling the dark lore of Olympus.