- have a crush on a tumblr blogger
- have been abducted by aliens
- have a secret guilty pleasure
- are in love with a fictional character
- pick your nose
- are in the closet
- ever commited a crime
- have a mental illness
- like sweets
No one will know which ones you reblogged it for ;)
Omg pleasse do it my fav boys doingg a duo and now all I need is Pierre, George, Carlos and Lando dancing in the background and I'm happy.
Je vous aime mes bébes!!!
"I know Lewis Hamilton sings, so it would be cool if I played the piano, and he sang. We should plan that, but I've already talked to him about it. It's not happening soon."
source: twitter.com
this is so true
diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!
I repeat : Awwwwwwwwwww
"I wonder if they are having fun?" Hestia questioned while hanging out with Poseidon, Demeter and Hades.
Suddenly the door opened. They saw a figure. Two people.
"Look,their back!!"Poseidon exclaimed as they rushed and ran to greet them. Suddenly Hestia stopped.
"Ow-" Hades muttered as Demeter and Poseidon bumped into him.
Then they realized why Hestia stopped.
"Why do you have a child?" Poseidon dumbfoundedly questioned.
Hera smiled and lovingly gazed at the infant in her arms.
Hestia thought the baby looked cute. "What's the baby's name?"
"Hephaestus" Hera whispered her joy evident on her face.
"WAIT, SO YOU GUYS WENT ON A COUPLE RETREAT ,AND CAME BACK WITH A CHILD!!?" Poseidon shouted.
"Shush there is a baby in your presence" Demeter then smacked Poseidon.
"ow-"Poseidon said as he rubbed his head.
Then baby Hephaestus suddenly giggled.
Demeter was awestruck. "Woah" "That was so cute!!"
Poseidon and Hades were glaring at each other before they both said "I'm going to be the favorite Uncle!!"
The attempt to win baby Hephaestus's favor soon started.
Poseidon made weird faces. Which was weird to say the least. Hades talked in a weird high pitch voice and gave baby Hephaestus some drachmas-as a bribe. Baby Hephaestus was not pleased and started crying.
"You made the babyyyyy cryyyy hades" Poseidon laughed and said in a singsong voice.
"shhhh it's ok" Hera said softly while rocking Hephaestus in her arms.
Zeus was looking at both his son and wife with lovestruck eyes.
"Hera you should sit down first" Hestia suggested.
So the 6 of them walked to and sat on their thrones.
Hephaestus continued crying as Hera attempted to calm him down. Then Hera remembered something "Hestia can you bring the stuffed toy I made?"
"Sure" Hestia then left to get it.
"He looks so cute. He looks like you" Zeus lovingly said.
Hera blushed. Then Poseidon sang " Zeus and Hera in love like two...... pigs" Hades softly laughed while two people were glaring at Poseidon. Unfortunately this 'song' made Hephaestus cry even more when Hestia walked in .
"I found the toy hammer" Hestia stated as she passed the toy hammer to Zeus.
Zeus waved the hammer in front of Hephaestus. He stopped crying but he looked rather confused.
Hera smiled at his confused face. Hephaestus then made motions to grab the hammer as Zeus brought it closer to him and then brought it further away. Repeatedly.
Hephaestus wasn't crying like Hera expected him to. Instead he was pouting and glaring at Zeus. Finally Zeus handed the toy hammer to Hephaestus.
Though he was just a newborn, Hephaestus seemed to be having fun by excitedly waving the toy hammer.
"With his excitement towards the hammer, he would make a good god of blacksmith" Zeus stated. At that time he wouldn't know how true his statement would be.
Hera rocked baby Hephaestus to sleep as he got more and more tired as he played with the hammer. "We should bring him to the nursery"
Zeus nodded and held Hephaestus as Hera got up from her throne. Then they walked to the nursery. And placed Hephaestus on his bed as Hera and Zeus gazed at him with love and adoration.
Hestia, Demeter, Hades and Poseidon smiled seeing their siblings happy and in love.
F1 meme of the day (#20)
Give meee that food
we found the DAM curry guys
I love you so much Paul, so fucking much!!! And like always I hope cami is rotting in hell.
”Cami is the reason Klaus wants to be a better man.”
“Cami is the only one who makes Klaus happy”
“Cami is Klaus’ redemption”
….
Y’all do remember Klaus has a daughter, right?
Me neither
Genuinely can't watch carstappen win twice in one weekend