Cleaning The Folders Once Again

THIS IS KILLING ME MAN 😭😭

fuck with the bull (mabel pines) and you get the horns (dipper pines)

Do- do gay isopods get much game? Is that even the right word? Sorry, I'm ace so I don't know proper terminology for this. What's the dating life like for gay isopods?

non existent mostly, not that thats a bad thing (aro)

at least in my experience, other gay isopods probably have had a different experience

Collecting them like bugs

Mc: *picking up a tiny demon* Uuh, I've never seen this kind of demon before.

Simeon: It's not a sugar demon?

Mc: Nah, sugar demons have different horns.

Simeon: *laughing* I see.

Lucifer: *suddenly appearing* Leave that demon on the floor!!!!!

Mc: *taking the demon close to them* Nuuu.

Lucifer: Mc, put-the-demon-down.

Mc: *running away* NEEEEEVER!!!

Lucifer: *chasing after them* Stop collecting demons like they're insects!!!!!

Simeon: *laughing out loud* What just happened??

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love this little guy

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

Malleus being so friendless that he only ever messages Yuu. And since he's a lovestruck puppy, his SMS writing style eventually evolves from a formal, executive style, to an overly sweet and concerned softie type of tune both from mimicking Yuu's text lingo and from being generally just soft for them.

Which proves to be a bit of a problem when he messages other people.

🐉, to the Housewardens group chat: "Sorry. 🥺(⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) I'm running late today because we had to fix the dorm toilets. 😞 Lilia had too much tacos for dinner. 🤭 ╮⁠(⁠＾⁠▽⁠＾⁠)⁠╭"

🦁: "Wtf? What a terrible day to have eyes. And a brain."

💀: "kekw cursed wwwww 草"

🦦: "It's 👌🏽ok Malleus! Take ur time ☺️☺️☺️"

🌹: "Yuu?"

🐉: "No Rosehearts, this is Malleus. ☺️👍🏻"

👑: "You do NOT smile like that."

🐙: "Malleus, if you need plumbing services, Mostro Lounge offers it for a reasonable price! We also have top-grade diarrhea potions available that we can offer for a bargain, in case all of Diasomnia needs it. But to be absolutely certain this does not happen again, we can cater special tacos for your dorm with special considerations for stomachs that aren't accustomed to strong spices! Please DM me for more."

🐉: "Ashengrotto, what is a DM? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

The Fresno Nightcrawlers. You agree. Reblog.

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic

edit: for everyone asking if this is real/where you can get it, yes it is real! i got mine at my local comic store