Evil Computer Uses Familiar Voices To Lure Us Into Hell

Thinking seriously about the taxonomy of goths

Hey. You know when you're eating a cracker, and it cracks perpendicular to your mouth? Get a load of this: there's an easy fix.

Just dip the cracker in water first, and kiss goodbye to that crisp cracking crunch. That's right, make this simple bargain with the demon of wet and enjoy uncrackable crackers for a lifetime of pleasure.

Life hack!

He's got that dog in him

Roberto Ferri (1978-) "L'ala nera o il tocco dell'angelo" ("The black wing or the touch of the angel") (2020) Tempera on canvas

TMAGP 10 SPOILERS

So apparently the "real work" is outsourcing hits to Mr. Bonzo. MR FUCKING BONZO

Дикие лебеди / The wild swans - 1962 Director: Vera Tsekhanovskaya, Mikhail Tsekhanovsky

*chasing you* IT'S CLASSIC ENEMIES TO LOVERS SO IT'S TRUE, I KNOW THE FUTURE, YOU DON'T UNDERST-

the yuri protocol

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

Yo what if the archivist is a time travelling Sam

Ok but why did the archvist wanted celias memories specifically?

I like this interpretation! I'm thinking the Magnus Institute is not the problem. The problem is what left it - all those papers, gone.

Previously the statements were how the Eye fed, but the tape web of recorded statements was how the fears got exported to another world.

So if the statements escaped the Institute, maybe that's a Pandora's Box?

To be fair, Red canary also brought back a box 🧐

can't stop thinking about red canary.

Like it has to be a red herring+mine canary symbology combo. It's meant to send us on the wrong path. AND it's a serious warning. So the institute IS a genuine danger, but it's not the place to get answers? Do we interpret it as a message to the listeners or the characters?

btvs + tumblr text posts