Proselytizing God Emperor Of Dune Has Not Gone As Planned

After the Georgie name drop I’m wondering if Celia is the only one in this universe who’s got some kind of in between realities knowledge or if there are a bunch of them running amok

She girlbossed too close to the sun

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

NOW IS THE TIME TO HONOR MY FAVORITE FAN FIC OF ALL TIME:

GAY! BAGEl! DESTIEL! SMUTTTTTT!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1747241/chapters/3732644

Genuinely reminded me to eat my raspberries

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

im gonna cry. tma gerry was in a book. tmagp jon is in a computer. when will they meet properly face to face.

When you say "Pompeian Bath" this is not my first thought

-A Pompeian Bath-

Second tmagp Thursday on hiatus. I’m losing hearing in my left eye and smell in my right. Parched and desperate I claw my way through the dessert of cliff hanger insanity. Finally I collapse, unable to continue. Right as my eyes are about to drift shut for the final sleep I see something in the distance. A blurry figure, slowly coming closer until they fill my sight like an angel sent down from above, Hatsune Miku Jonathan Sims.

To be sung, jauntily:

Goiiiing to the Psychiatrist soooon

Hope the Psychiiiiiatrist likes me

If the Psychiatrist does not like me

I think I'll fucking implode!

Rotating Gemma in my mind