I Don't Care If It's Canon

Oh shit, it IS rebar. Flashbacks to Fullmetal Alchemist.

McSquuEZEE ME?

In my mouth

Ancient glass bead PNGs

I would not put this past Johnny Sims

(but I do wonder if undead Mr. Winstead will turn out to be more important than he seems so far. The red canary definitely gets more attention in all the theories I see.)

All this about red canary being a warning vs anglerfish drawing you in (which I do find to be a very fun idea) but what about HARRIET WINSTEAD'S HUSBAND?

Something thought dead and gone for good but desperately brought back by someone who couldn't bear to leave it be and it comes back wrong. It's messed up and horrible and worse than they could've ever imagined. It's not what it was at all.

It's The Magnus Archives. It was gone for good but it came back in The Magnus Protocol and it's so messed up and bent out of shape. Jonny and Alex and all the fans still here just couldn't leave it be.

Harriet saw something strange in the figure and almost ran, but the sound of her husband's familiar voice convinced her it was safe. So many people were worried and skeptical about there being a tma sequel but hey! It's Martin!! We all know Martin!!

But is it Martin? Is it the same tma we all know?? No, it's only some of him, some of it. And it laughs at us for ever thinking it was the same thing we'd grown to love.

Ominous.

"Hunt Bowman" what an egregiously masc name. Just ferociously bro. I can smell the Axe body spray from here.

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Image ID: a comic book cover in a warm, even hot, palette of reds. At top in large font: Planet Comics. Smaller font: No. 63, Winter. 10 cents. Circular icon: Fiction House Magazines. In the foreground, the cover depicts a blonde woman in a white dress with a bright red belt and green helmet with wires coming off it. She climbs a rope ladder to the top of a metal ship, but at the top, what appears to be a man-ant hybrid has shot the ladder with some kind of gun. The woman drops her revolver and stares in shock at the man-ant. Through a window in the side of the ship, we see a uniformed man at the controls, firing the ship's guns at a giant lizard stalking them through a lava field. Outside, a man in the same uniform swings from the ladder and shoots with his own revolver at the same giant lizard. In the background, a massive blue drill bursts from the lava, while hazy reddish clouds obscure the ruins of a city. A text block over the right of the image reads: "Paradise or Inferno? Hunt Bowman battles to preserve his citadel of freedom from Voltan vengeance in Lost World! Also other top features." End image ID.

Judging by the lava field, it's not going so well.

SHOP UPATE! Big giant mega update since the shop is reopened! Many new things, restocks, and returning pieces :)

oh yeah, it's allllllll coming together now......

Is it just me, or would Needle dude and Micheal distortion get along well in a sibling relationship?

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TMAGP 17 SPOILERS

Celia gives me Moon Knight vibes. Maybe she's sharing a body with her AU self? She seems committed to Jack and genuinely interested in pursuing Sam, so I'm not sure which is which. Might be possible that Celia is genuinely her name and that's why TAFK Lynne picked it, subconsciously.

Which raises the question of who's sleepwalking during the day, and who's working at the OIAR during the night. I feel like Celia's comments on a "crazy couple of years" and her son could go either way- as in, sometimes TMA Celia was making choices, and sometimes it was TMAGP Celia.

Also, is her last name a reference to the Talented Mr Ripley? I'm leaning towards "living her alternate self's life."