"What The Hell Was That?!"

LOLBIT

BHABJHAFBVAUHHAVFUAIF!!!!

HAHAHAHAA!!! You looked so scared!... What? You weren't?! (groans) Fine. Guess I'll have to sneak a pop-up ad into your device next time.

Anywho, if you're livin' under a rock and don't know who I am, I'm Lolbit - aka the fox on your screen who just hacked into your keyboard to type this. And yes, I do look almost identical to my snooty, girly twin Funtime Foxy. But there's a difference - she likes dress-up and playing up the dramatics. That's not my taste; I like to troll with others and keep myself hidden in the darker corners of the Pizzaplex.

Speaking of, I'm the Pizzaplex's resident technician who's built to handle all the machines around here. But that's BOOOOOORIIIIIIIIING! I don't wanna waste my life sitting in one room and being forced to serve as maintenance for a bunch of faulty devices! So what do I do? I just plaster my face on their screens when they least expect it! AND they have to type LOL to make me go away! Hahahahahahaha!!

Ooh, boy, that was fun to talk about me. Now here's more about me! In third-person form!

Pros

Clever: She's cunning, scheming, and knows the ins and outs of every machine in the Pizzaplex. But just because she's a cunning trickster doesn't make her evil. She just likes to act like a teen stuck in an adult's body.

Laid-back: She's actually quite friendly and chill once you've met with her. She rarely gets mad, offers up free deals at the push of a button, and even offers to fix something for you if she's in a really good mood.

Elusive: Part of being a womanchild technician means never leaving your post. Thus, this allows her to stay hidden from the rest of the animatronics and the customers of the Pizzaplex, only communicating via a pop-up on their screens.

Cons

Laziness: Her dorm in the technician's room of the Pizzaplex is littered with pizza boxes, soda cans, and many, many used napkins - it's honestly a miracle barely any roaches managed to sneak into the room. Other than that, she rarely ever leaves her room, making her an outcast in the Pizzaplex.

Chaotic neutrality: One minute she's your buddy, and the next, she's trolling you on your screen and blocking your vision. Thanks to that, she's had an awkward reputation among those she considers "friends". However, she's not good or evil. She's just really childish and sneaky.

Welp... (stretches) It was fun meeting with ya. Hey, can we stay and chat about food, all this chatter about myself got me hungry. Wait, sis, what are you doing?! Hey! Stop clicking my ears! No no no, stop typing the forbidden word or I'll-- (blip)

Hey, I drew Grass Knuckles for you :)

Funtime Foxy!

All good circus performers need a ringmaster. And who do you call for this task? None other than Funtime Foxy!

As a fellow performer in Circus Baby's Pizza World and self-entitled ringmaster of the area, Funtime Foxy is a mixture of stellar acting, hypnotic allure, and lovely acting rolled into a white and pink coat of fur. She loves to entice the crowd with incredible performances all around, whether it be hamming up a storm or singing like a siren. She loves to look after others and herself, including her own appearance, and she likes all things pink and flowery. A hopeless romantic, she supports the relationships of all her friends, even those she doesn't have the most connection towards.

Pros:

Cleanliness: Funtime Foxy is very feminine and girly (probably the girliest of the female Funtime animatronics), and likes to take good care of her appearance; one could say she's a bit vain, even. She brushes her fur and applies makeup between performances, irons her clothes regularly to keep them from wearing out, and likes to wear perfume to make herself smell nice (she says it's for added effect, but it's definitely meant to draw male animatronics to her). It's what allows her to have such good attention to detail.

Sophisticated: Funtime Foxy speaks and acts in a very eloquent and lively manner; perfect for when she wants to make friends with other uptight and sophisticated animatronics around the Pizzaplex.

Talented: Her bread and butter. Funtime Foxy is one hell of an actress and performer, and she's called the Pizzaplex's #1 drama queen for a reason (if you couldn't already tell from the drawing). When the spotlight's on her, she just loves to ham up a crowd for attention, no matter how big. And off-stage, she likes to sing her heart out, and she has a hypnotic singing voice, lemme put like this.

And just like Funtime Freddy, she's built with a voice modulator onto her chest, allowing her to mimic others' voices. This is one of the reasons why she's such a talented actor; that masculine "Announcer" voice you often hear her speak with? That's just for show. Her real voice is soft and feminine.

Alluring: She's found to be quite attractive to most of the male animatronics, yet she frequently ignores them all, believing them to not be up to her standards. The one guy she seems to be the most attracted to appears to be Funtime Freddy, surprisingly enough. Hmm... Maybe she sees him as something more, perchance?

Loyal: Despite her vanity and self-centered moments, Funtime Foxy loves and respects her friends; she makes sure their performances are going well, looks after them when they can't perform, and even joins them in some performances when she's in a really good mood. In fact, the whole reason why she hasn't left her job (despite working in a literal mall that serves pizza and works for a franchise that has a bad reputation for murdered children) is because she wants to work to her fullest and not leave it too soon.

Primal instincts: Contrasting her sophisticated personality, Funtime Foxy has incredible fox-like instincts. She can smell things up to 10 miles away, can find others via sound, and has teeth that feel like they're made of steel.

Assertive: She's not just a pretty face! She has pretty good fighting skills (so long as she doesn't get herself dirty, that is) and her first instinct upon being threatened is to snap her fangs at others. She's also very protective of others and will do her best to defend them from harm.

Cons:

Vanity: Funtime Foxy's a bit of an egomaniac and often spends a lot of time looking at her reflection and tending to her beauty. It's good to take care of her appearance, yet her vanity can blind her from her friends and other things, especially when she finds herself dirty. That's not to mention her attention-craving habits.

Shyness: Deep down, Funtime Foxy's not exactly as extroverted and ready to star in the show like the audience believes she is. She thinks she's not good enough because she isn't on the main stage with the others. She believes she's destined to be shelved because her lineage has had the same fate time and time again. She worries she's not good enough. Thus, her compliments in the mirror, while narcissistic at first glance, are just reassurance from a frightened, worried fox who wants to live up to her lineage.

Finicky: She's a bit of a perfectionist, and this often leads her to lose time in tryingto get things neat and up to her standards.

Stuffiness: Her sophisticated attitude causes her to clash heavily against some of the more rowdy animatronics in the Pizzaplex. Case in point: Mangle. She just sees her as a messier, louder, and carefree version of herself. Though, then again, there is Funtime Freddy... Hmm...

Uncontrollable melodramatics: As mentioned before, Funtime Foxy is a drama queen. That position has caused her to be overdramatic and freak out over the tiniest things. And that, of course, leads to chaotic mood swings, usually ranging from temper to hysterics and sobbing.

Temperamental: Remember what I said up above about Funtime Foxy's mood swings and how they can lead her to getting angered very quickly? This is what I meant. Some things that really push her buttons are:

Stepping on her tail.

Getting her dirty.

Missing her shows.

Getting her gender wrong.

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Bro.

She LITERALLY HAS HER OWN F**KING MECH, that's basically the whole reason why they didn't want her to be piloting the Robobot Armor! That had to be the STUPIDEST idea they've ever had!

forgotten kirby facts 216 - the robobot armor was considered to come back for susies KSA moveset, but this was scrapped due to how off it felt for her to use it, much to the teams sadness.

(souce:nintendo dream january 19th, images courtesy of @desultory-novice!)

Kirby soul Gijinka’s :P (almost everyone)

I CAN'T TELL IF THESE ARE STILL JOKES OR IF THEY'RE TRUE, PLEASE TELL ME DUDE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

forgotten kirby facts 183 - in the german dub of kirby right back at ya, king dedede was voiced by jürgen kluckert, who also voiced mr krabs in the german dub of spongebob squarepants, as well as chuck norris and morgan freeman, he was also known for his work in german kids series benjamin blümchen.

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Happy World Cat Day post before I go to sleep lol

it snowed

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