Rodserlingofficial - Rod Serling

At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

@twilight-zone-as-tma-fears

Here’s the previously mentioned blog I was talking about

Well I'll be damned.

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

This is actually what Heaven and Hell look like. We are a files on a computer that is actively shutting down, while God frantically calls IT

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

@itsapmseymour

You know what to do.

I hope i never breach containment i like it here

Immortalized

Penis cutting down trees call that penis deleterious.

choose your path wisely

He's right. There really is nothing as special and as human as kindness. Especially now, especially in a world where kindness is punished and hate rewarded. The moral of tonights story is this: kindness shines brightest in the darkest of time's, in our world and in... The Twilight Zone.

elvis do you believe it's important to be kind in a world that isn't

Woah mama it's the only thing that's important