America’s Clown Prince.

Sleepy Dickhead.

Sleepy Donald.

Good for Iowa. Next time, vote blue and maybe you’ll get your job back.

The clock is ticking, Donny.

And it includes a handsome photo of Dumb Donald looking in the direction of his poll numbers.

This is how the Republicans roll. Complain about election integrity while simultaneously actively working to undermine that integrity; complain about LGBTQ rights, then secretly go to porn sites and express their love for that community (then deny it when it becomes public knowledge). Essentially, the Republicans want you to do as they say, not do as they do. Pathetic.

Traitors, fat and skinny.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Wait, let me summon some sympathy for these people.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Sorry, I tried.

Orange slime.