A small snip i needed to get off my chest.
Heavily inspired by @docdudo and @qwimblenorrisstan
Warnings: Gender neutral reader, fluff
You're neighbors, task force 141, are a really nice hybrid couples. They never really disturb you or even bigoted towards you, since you are a human (one of the many few that are left).
Anyways, one day there is a knock on your door, you open it and there is Wraith! Simon.
He looks like he hasn't slept in a while, there are stains on his clothing.
"Can I help you-"
"You're human right? Not a selkie?".
You looked and him with a puzzled looked, "as far... as I know".
Simon sighed, "Come with me".
Which leads you were you are now, inside this massive home, where hell you couldn't even climb up on the sofa without help.
There are loud groaning and shushing, and a very unhappy baby cry.
You see Dragonborn! Price outside on the balcony smoking.
Harpy! Gaz rocking a very human baby back and forth, trying to calm it.
And Werewolf! Soap waving a toy in the baby's face.
Werewolf! Soap is the first one to notice your small appearance, your recognizable scent fills the room.
Harpy! Gaz sighs in relief seeing your form, "thank you so much for coming by, we've tried everything- she just won't settle down".
In his arms (?) Is a baby girl, looked about fourish months.
Wraith! Simon speaks up, "we know it's probably not your thing. But you're human and she is humam- can you please help".
You looked around awkwardly, "I can try my best".
You checked her diaper, clean. Tried feeding her, she wasn't hungry. But it was the way she was sucking the bottle that made you notice something in her mouth.
The boys watched your every move, Werewolf! Soap watching you interact with "his pup" and Dragonborn! Price keeping a close eye on your every move.
"Um i found the issue- she is teething-".
Werewolf! Soap let out a long 'oh', immediately rushing to the freezer and pulling out a small dogtoy?.
You shaked your head, "no she needs acual teething products- like, human or soft teeth based ones".
You pull out your phone showing the boys small business that cater for humans.
"You can also buy human clothing on here too, some... hybrid clothing doesn't actually cover what human clothing has- like insulation, breathable-".
Harpy! Gaz and Wraith! Simon were listening intently, thinking about your opinions as a human.
Meanwhile Werewolf! Soap and Dragonborn! Price immediately are thinning about adding you to their pack.
I love thinking about how the Ghouls and Ghoulettes would have no expectations from women like the rest of society does. Like no matter how hard they try to grasp the concept of what’s ’acceptable’ they just can’t.
Wanna not shave anymore? Didn’t even realise it was such a thing topside. They adore body hair and don’t understand why you’d bother shaving if it wasn’t causing any physical discomfort. Some of em probably have a body hair kink ngl.
Don’t want to wear makeup everyday if at all? They love seeing your natural glow and don’t really understand the concept of covering up ‘blemishes’. Why is it a blemish? All skin is beautiful.
Self conscious of your size? Why on earth would you be? Size kink go brrrr. You can’t tell me some of the Ghouls and Ghoulettes don’t have a kink for some stomach/thigh/arm/face pudge. *cough* phantom *cough* swummy *cough*
No one in the ministry tolerates any sort of body shaming.
The papas are especially attentive to this sort of thing and encourage all siblings to speak to them judgement free if somethings going on they don’t know about.
They’re also there for you if you need to feel better about yourself ikykyk ;)
he's just a little guy
The Boy Wonder (2024) #2 by Juni Ba
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Pack your stuff sweetie we’re going straight to hell🖤
LET HIM DANCE👹👹👹👹
is it just me or ghouls are super behaved in the movie
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.