"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
Seventeen: *chatting around a board table loudly with various noises*
Pledis: *clears throat* Excuse me, I have some ideas for your first Japanese release! I think they are really good an… *trails off as Seventeen keeps ignoring his whole life and keeps talking*
S.Coups: Alright guys, that’s enough, let’s settle down.
Seventeen: *immediate silence*
Pledis:
S.Coups: I called this meeting today so that we can talk about what concept we should do for our new Japanese release.
Pledis: Um I called this meetin-
Hoshi: I’m thinking maybe some fitted suits and dress shoes.
Jeonghan: Hair gel and leather!
Jun: I’m feeling jackets of all kinds as long as they’re dope-
The8: -and stylish!
Pledis: These ideas don’t even go toge-
S.Coups: Love it! Good job! So what should the storyline be?
Pledis: Whew okay, so I was looking into the idea of maybe an outside park type thing, where you dance in sync in front of cool buildin-
S.Coups:
S.Coups: No… Next?
Vernon: How about a gang rivalry video?!!
Seungkwan: *under his breath* this was the role I was made for!
Mingyu: *looks at Wonwoo and nods* We’re in.
DK: Pls let me be really cool.. I need this..
Joshua: Okay guys, but can we like put a disclaimer that joining gangs are bad??? Because my grandma is going to watch this an-
Seungkwan: *presses finger to Joshua’s lips and whispers* you will not ruin this for me you fox faced prince!
S.Coups: …Well so many great ideas were suggested. I think that it’s safe to say that we can start filming soo-
Pledis: *bangs table* I’m in charge here!! You will do what I say and I say that we have a park video, with boyfriend type clothes and vibes!! Do you understand?!!
Seventeen: *silence*
Dino: *whispers to Woozi* did he just interrupt Seungcheol??
S.Coups: *gives Pledis a long look* Jeonghan handle this for me will you?
Jeonghan: It would be my pleasure. *pushes away from table to go stand behind Pledis*
Jeonghan: *bends down and whispers in his ear*
Jeonghan: I know the past 3 years have been looking a little bright for you but don’t make me remind you that without us you would be eating ramen packs behind a 7/11 while trying to pedal off old Orange Caramel merch. Got it? *pats Pledis’ shoulder*
Jun: *snickers*
Pledis: *visibly shaken* S-so wh-why am I even here??
S.Coups: *puts feet on table and leans back in chair*
S.Coups: You’re here to sign the checks and look pretty….and lately you’ve been failing on one of those things.
Hoshi: *claps hands* God I love this group!!
Joshua: don’t say Go-
S.Coups: Let’s go take our crown back boys!!
Seventeen: *cheers and leaves*
Pledis: *pulls out phone and calls Big Hit*
Pledis: Umm yes I may want a position as your coffee assistant after all. 7 boys sound like less stress…
do you ever think about how perfectly steve, bucky, and sam typify the 3 big wars america’s fought in over the past century?
steve is the soldier who fought in world war 2. he’s the tail end of the glory and honor of war. his reasons for fighting are clear cut, moral, as far as he can tell. but the weapons used are too deadly, too fatal for glory and honor, really. there’s the attempt to treat enemy combatants with respect, with honor, all while killing them quick than has ever been possible before. there’s the unease of the shift from the old style of fighting to the new. there’s the tiredness that only comes from a second global war in only two decades. there’s the closure that comes from unprecedented total destruction. the thought of “maybe now we can go home. maybe now we can build lives like our parents, those of us that are left.”
bucky is the soldier who fought in vietnam. he’s the one that couldn’t dodge the draft, that couldn’t evade the fight no matter how hard he tried. he’s the one who followed the orders he had to, and rebelled against all the others. his uniform was askew, more civvies than not. he didn’t look a soldier, and he didn’t fight like one either. he didn’t know why he was fighting, who he was fighting. he saw too many innocents die by the hands of his comrades, of himself. he felt agent orange burn his lungs, saw orphans crying in the streets. he came home, the rat-a-tat of machine guns echoing in his ears, always. he disembarked a plane, and was spat on by anti-war protesters. he couldn’t even be angry– he agreed with them. he participated in the winter soldier investigations, confessed what he’d been forced to do, and that almost abated the weight on his shoulders. almost.
sam is the soldier who fought in afghanistan. the modern soldier, with just as much shit as the rest of them. the difference is, where steve was greeted with celebrations and bucky was greeted with vitriol, sam is overlooked, forgotten. he suffers in silence, expected to endure without protest. sam copes, but not all vets are able to do the same. afghan war vets are the ones who take their own lives in droves, the unacknowledged, unknown aftershocks from an invasion founded on half-formed ambitions from men in suits who’d never have to bear the real burden. sam is the modern day vet, unknown, unseen, unthanked.
👏TRUTH👏
Everyone saying that they would unstan because DK has a kissing scene in the musical he is starring in can gladly unstan now cause just saying that dumb ass statement before it even happened is reason enough that you are not mature enough to be their fan. You probably also would throw a shitstorm when they announce that they have girlfriends and would start throwing hate at the girl huh well go screw yourself then
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
the target audience is me but also aabria iyengar @quiddie
I pity the poor fool being judged by their combined power
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do not ingest the caspava slow burn that shit will K!LL YOU
Shawol: Hello my beautiful child, just wondering if you ate my hummus as it seems to have disappeared and I was looking forward to it
Nctzen: Maybe…
Shawol: Fucker
i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
Me? Rewatching all of the nostalgic early 2000’s Disney channel shows right before 2020, which is the start of a new decade signifying the true end of my childhood, as I’m desperately trying to cling to some sense of happiness and security that I once had as a child but have since lost and will probably never get back? It’s more likely than you think