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Veta, directly to an officer: Sure thing Bro.

Kelly, literally trained and disciplined to military standards since she was 6 years old: *sighs deeply before having a personal conversation with god about why she got stuck in this meeting again because we all know she’s probably got deities on speed dial bc they can’t escape her*

Fred, ALSO trained and disciplined to military standards since he was 6 years old: *entirely unable to fathom how civilians just be like that sometimes*

i am a small dying animal can you draw rookie.please. rookie halo

here you go small dying animal

Catherine Halsey is a homophobic lesbian

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'John 117, The Master Chief'

Operation Silent Storm

MJOLNIR Mark IV [ZP-MG]

Halo Take:

In Halo 4, Cortana should have become one with an Engineer to beat her rampancy. Chief could have had a tentacle gf that didn't become a galactic tyrant

Neural Physics for Dummies.

A Miranda since I’m replaying MCC

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@giftober 2023 | day #1: first meeting.

HALO INFINITE (2021) – was that real? – it's just data. it's just here. clusters of recursive code.

finally playing halo, one game down a million to goo OORAH!!!! (ignore how hes holding the plasma rifle in the wrong hand)