TUA S2 Theories Pt. 1

Word of the Day: хирург (Day 3)

хирург /xʲɪˈrurk/ noun, general – surgeon

После пятичасовой операции хирург чувствовал себя измождённым. After a five-hour surgery, the surgeon felt exhausted.

The handwriting challenge is on, and your contributions and support so far have been awesome! Keep up the good job! 

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do u have any hc for ben hargreeves?? i love him so much and theres literally not enough content for him :(

Sure! I have a couple, though not many considering that he’s rarely featured…

Ben has… many mental issues. 

BPD I would say, because he seemingly really enjoys being spontaneous but at the same time can NOT handle other people’s shit 

Also most likely had undiagnosed anxiety as a kid because he would say stuff like “my stomach hurts :(” (aka how children can communicate their anxiety because they literally don’t know the word) and everyone would go “sHiT rUN” bc eldritch monster.

He was wearing a hoodie when he died, which would have been an act of rebellion at the young age that he was, right? 

….Reginald would never allow him to wear that on a mission

THEREFORE

I head canon that Ben did not die on a mission, but while running away.

Which would be why Klaus blames himself (”I didn’t sign up to save him or you!”) since he probably ran away multiple times before ben did and knew the risks

Reginald sat Ben and Five on either side of Vanya because he believed they were the strongest of the rest of them and could kill control her if she had an outburst 

He never learned to drive but man he really really wanted to

Died and realized that physical laws didn’t apply to him anymore so he went absolutely buck wild for a little bit there 

I’m talking full on standing between walls like a glitched out video game character for no reason other than its so fuckin funny

And driving Klaus INSANE with the I’m not touching you game 

Also him and Klaus were really close as kids because Ben was the only one who believed his off the wall bullshit 

Like when Klaus freaks out thinking that they’re all robots like Grace because they get cords attached to their heads at night - he’s sEEN IT GUYS - but they all think it’s just another one of his nightmares

But no, Ben’s like “hmm that might be legit”

And yet they can’t prove it because Reginald catches on to them and monitors them in different ways 

He’s smart but not like…. in a competitive way, you feel me? Luther and Diego learned a lot through trying to one up each other (like Diego criticizing Luther’s knowledge of spacial phenomenons and Diego taunting Luther with his knowledge of specific wrestling terms)

And not in an identity crisis way, like Five, who needed to prove to HIMSELF that he was capable of great feats

Nope, Ben just wanted to learn stuff for shits and giggles

And lemme tell you just how much that pissed Reginald off  :)

Ben: Being dead is like being home alone when you’re a teenager. You can say whatever you want, whenever you want, because only one person can hear you and that’s just your annoying little brother

Ben: DICKS!

Ben: THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS A BORING TV SHOW!

Ben: I ONCE SPENT A WEEK EATING NOTHING BUT NACHO CHEESE!

Klaus: [exasperated sigh]

Umbrella Academy as Buzzfeed Unsolved

Luther

Diego

Allison

Klaus

Five

Ben 

Vanya

It will never stop being funny for me how Ben was first introduced in the series as this brooding dark ghost that’s haunting Klaus but 4 episodes later he’s happily yelling ‘WHEEE!’ in an ice cream truck while holding a popsicle.

Now if you think about it, shouldn’t be surprising when you take into account that his first interaction in the series is him and Klaus trying to decide if they should eat waffles or not.

HE'S WEARING THE RANCH MERCH.

PREACH.

Give us Ben in this outfit or give us nothing.

I made TV klaus in comic Klaus style and I'm really happy with it! But i forgot to do the eyes and I cba so he wears sunglasses now.

No one can stop me at making dumb comics about my favs. Try to stop me.

(Me, writing the only thing I know in russian: Yes, perfect. I’m so bilingual.)

(1) - (2)

If we don’t get Klaus forgetting and continuing to use “Ben agrees with me” to win arguments if once Ben comes back to life next season and Ben finally calling him out on that bullshit, what is even the point? 

☂️ The Umbrella Academy - 2 & 4  ☂️

Diego and Klaus are a meme team of spiraling destruction and I love them both