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Day 2: Partners in Crime

I can’t wait for season 2 to feature Ben in this outfit

Based on this post

What do you think would be the ideal endgame for each hargreeves?

The ideal endgame would go something like this: Luther: Sociable and having friends, other people he can actually talk to other than his family. I think that’s what he really and truly needs. It was something he never got to have and it was one of the things he spoke up about when he found out about the moon mission being all for nothing. I think he’d go out a lot more, maybe call some friends up and go out to eat, maybe see a movie, have bowling alley nights or hit the bar and have a few drinks RESPONSIBLY. Maybe even find a nice partner along the way and eventually settle down. He’d no longer look at himself as monstrous (but I also feel like maybe they can fix this along with everything else.) Diego: Maybe he wants to try again with joining the police force, not so much for himself but to honor Eudora and what she believed in. He still wants to help people, but now that he no longer has pent up bitterness and anger towards his family, he can think more clearly. He wants to do things the right way, or as right as they can be. I also think he’d be a lot more active with his family. Going to Vanya’s concerts with the family, spending more time with Luther because they were the ones with the most tension. Now that they’ve shed their numbers, they can be proper brothers instead of being at each other’s throats all the time. Hot take: If Eudora is alive somehow though, then I can see them possibly trying things again (but she made Diego promise to work on himself a bit too and so he does.) So the only difference is he joins the police academy not to honor her, but to respect her instead. Allison: She eventually works things out with Patrick and she can see her daughter Claire a lot more often. Things might still be rocky for awhile, but she tries. Allison also decides that being a movie star is no longer for her, seeing as it was built up on nothing but rumors. So she retires, then goes out to find a proper and honest job instead. Maybe she goes into the fashion industry or makeup or something, not really sure I feel like she’d wanna do a range of things.

Hot take: She goes into the police force with Diego to do detective work, because she has the experience, as we’ve seen her do when looking into Leonard’s background and tracking down her sister. I think these two would make a badass detective duo tbh. Klaus: No drugs, no vices. Helps other recovering addicts, helps the community a bit by doing volunteer work, even helps ghosts out now that he understands them better, and has work out time with Diego to get himself into a healthier routine. He’ll help Ben out at the library during volunteer work as well. Klaus also works part time at a coffee shop where can meet all kinds of people there. He even meets someone that he thinks might get along with Luther and so he hooks them up because he knows his brother needs to experience real love. Klaus has usually been right. Klaus also does little projects at home like starting his own make up line. He’s hoping he can turn it into a real business in the future. Five: I can see him become a tutor for kids who never really got proper education. Maybe even a teacher/professor. So instead of obsessing over equations for trying to save the world, or do something crazy like time travel, he can use it to help others find some kind of direction in their life. Hot take: As an off to the side job, he’d help take care of animals at the shelter. Ben: Alive again. He helps out at the local library, maybe as an assistant. He reads a whole lot. And this probably goes into my New Years resolutions I did around the end of last year, but I can see him doing a bit of traveling to other places and taking his siblings with him when he can, since he’s now able to. He’d be outside all the time too, at the park, just walking, seeing the sights. He stops by the coffee shop sometimes to see how Klaus is doing and asks him about the people he’s met. Ben is aiming to be a writer, so hearing about the different kinds of people really help him with ideas for books, as do the sights. Vanya: I see her becoming a therapist after everything she’s been through. She has enough experience to help those who feel alone and less than important. She makes friends more easily now, and maybe even has friend hang outs with Luther, where they and their friends all gather and be social and have fun. Something they’d both been missing all their lives. Vanya also spends a lot more time with her siblings in general and they go and see her concerts. She still tutors people in music, mainly the violin but after the whole “blowing up the moon” thing, she decides to learns a few other instruments as well, like the piano and acoustic guitar.

The Umbrella Academy as Justin Min Tweets

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

actual footage of the hargreeves trying to teach their 58 year old brother to floss

(via David Castañeda's Instagram ☂️)

👏Let👏Him👏Party👏

slightly shittier power au

luther is still super strong. but to activate his strength he has to use a dumbbell with one arm.

diego can only curve shitty plastic cutlery. they surprsingly do a lot of damage.

allison can still rumour people but she has to say “want to know the hot goss?” first. 

klaus can still see the dead. thats it. thats the power.

five’s time travel only works if he makes the tardis flying sound before jumping through time.

ben still has the horror but its not tentacles. its a bunch of spider legs and its somehow more terrifying 

vanya still has her sound powers but they only work if she listens to pop music made in the last decade. she causes the apocalypse by listening to despacito

The Hargreeves As Palaye Royale's Songs - PT 2

At the request from @casuallyyoungdragon on part 1, I decided to to another hot take from @coffiero original idea! So, here it is!

(credit to @hargays for the amazing gifs.)

Luther Hargreeves - White

"Time

Hasn't been kind

Losing your mind

Trynna find

A place where you can lie

To yourself

Are you happy alone?"

Diego Hargreeves - The Underground

"As you wait for something to fight for

People find themselves without a cause

And I see all the hidden lies

Behind the all seen eye"

Allison Hargreeves - Hospital Beds

"I wanna dance with you

Take my hand, and I'll show you a few moves

This is it; no more sorrow

Leave the living for today, and the dying for tomorrow"

Klaus Hargreeves - Too Many People

"Will I be fine?

I never ever know

No one ever ever knows

Have I lost my mind?

Oh tell me why

I can't live and die

Elegantly high

And beautifully blind"

Five Hargreeves - Love The Void

"Love the void, my friend

You don't know where it ends

Your time will never stop

Tick-tock on the big clock"

Ben Hargreeves - Death Is A Party, Invite All Your Friends

"I want you to see what I've seen

I want you to be where I've been

If you go what I've been through

Maybe there's some hope for you

This is how the story ends

Death is a party, invite all your friends"

Vanya Hargreeves - Rag Doll

"Hello goodbye all my lovers

(Time is ticking) sun is going down

Sitting in my teacup spinning

Watching the world slowly drown

In this house that has taught me nothing

People ask: why not burn it down?"

The Umbrella Wall of Fame. ☂️

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