Royal twinsduo but theyre princes of the Antarctic Empire so they have personalized capes to keep them warm BUT they always seem to swap their capes whenever no one is looking. Like theyll request their favorite color, they’ll have a certain preference about how its made and YET for some reason techno is never wearing his own cape its always wilburs. And vice versa with Wil. Phil can never figure out when they swap he just looks away for two seconds and suddenly Wilbur is wearing a dark red with gold accents over his shoulders instead of the purple and silver he literally asked the royal tailor for.
FUCKING SNIPEZA HOLY SHIT
FOR THOSE WHO CANT SEE: Charlie went microscopic and PHIL FUCKING SHOT HIM WHILE HE WAS SCURRYING AROUND
when 23 year olds say “im getting old” cause they get excited by mundane things…for the love of. we used to get excited by BOXES as toddlers. maybe we’re just reverting to our childlike joy did u ever think about THAT.
"the shadow people come by every once in a while"
(my minecraft + mcyt tag)
"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.
"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.
DDVAU by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11
You’re a knight with a small pet dragon you raised from birth. They can translate what other dragons say. Instead of slaying another dragon for the princess, you attempt to settle this diplomatically.
AU with Phil and Kristin being a king and queen who consistently terrorize techno, their royal guard who is just trying TO DO HIS JOB and keep the rulers of the kingdom AWAY FROM DANGER
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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