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An orphan develops the habit of talking to the moon as if it were a parent—just telling it about their day, and occasionally announcing milestones in their life, like their admission to college. Unbeknownst to them, the moon has been listening all along, and it's so very proud.

Aint no way indeed

@anarchy-and-piglins Hello! You wrote a snippet about Orphan!Technoblade being adopted by Werewolf!SBI a bit ago. Well, my brain went nuts...

In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately, your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now.

You’re a knight with a small pet dragon you raised from birth. They can translate what other dragons say. Instead of slaying another dragon for the princess, you attempt to settle this diplomatically.

Fae!Tommy getting human!Wilbur’s name but instead of yoinking him from the human world forever he sends Wilbur off like an errand boy like “find me trinkets”

They use him like a perch

Instead of the curse you intended to lift, you have accidentally broken a curse so ancient that it was assumed to be a fundamental law of the universe.

“No, no. Trust me; it works. Humans love to take care of pregnant and baby things. I’ve even seen them adopt things they eat!” “What about things that eat them?” “Oh, humans like those best of all! So just go up and act weak, they’ll take care of the rest.”

So mad at how long this took