Sunday,,,,,,,

splatfest ended and i immediately saw these good posts

I lost it at “2 bread”

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.

today is the only day you can reblog this ever