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this has truly been an off-season of unprecedented but wonderful hair choices — mullethieu, bleached pog, what next

the day the new season of ninjago drops is the day I find peace :’)

FNAF POSTING + dumb comic

Always cold.

Father of the Year™ strikes again.

More Ie naki ko 🤭

It’s just them,,, sitting,,

If I was ever held at gunpoint and told to make a fnaf highschool au, I'd make it about the Funtimes: weird theatre kids who have a strange obsession with clown and circus imagery.

Freshmen: minireenas, bidybabs

Sophomores: Baby, Lolbit

Juniors: Freddy, Foxy, Chica

Seniors: Ballora, Eggs, Mari

Freddy, Foxy, Ballora and Baby are the stars✨. Their funky team name is Ennard. No, Ennard is not a separate character in this AU.

All of them except Ballora fight to the death over who's the best at acting.

Bonbon is Freddy's younger brother who goes to their rehearsals bc their parents aren't home. He usually ends up with a small part in whatever play they end up doing.

Bonbon, Baby and Ballora are also nicknames: Bonbon (Benny) because Freddy dyed his hair blue like the sweet as a prank, Baby (Elizabeth) because she was the first freshman to get a lead role and Ballora (Reena) because she does ballet.

Speaking of Ballora, the Minireenas are freshmen and Ballora fangirls. They worship her every move and are very gay for her. Everyone calls them the minireenas because they dress like Ballora and so look like mini versions of her (get it, like mini Reenas)

Foxy is a nickname too: she wanted to change his name after coming out as genderfluid but hasn't thought of anything good yet.

Lolbit is Foxy's younger sibling who helps backstage. They also do twitch streams there. They have kitty cat ear headphones, but claims they're fox ears.

Handunit (Hank or something) is the play director. He is stressed because no-one ever listens to him, but can and will do a really good angsty teen voice when in a good mood.

They all hate freshmen and so refer to all freshmen theatre kids as Bidybabs (derogatory).

Chica used to be one of them but abandoned them for the band kids (i.e. El Chipe and Music Man. She's in a poly relationship with them). She does backing tracks for the musical numbers now. It's extremely awkward.

Eggs (Michael) is Baby's older brother. He also works backstage, and usually handles the electrical stuff. Lolbit claims they could do it, but they aren't trusted around electronics after the hacking incident.

Baby and Egg's younger brother is an 8th grader. They think it's funny to never call him by his real name so they just call him whatever name pops into their heads first. To avoid confusion, they also refer to him as CC.

CC is best friends with Cassidy, and they call themselves the Golden Duo. The two also hang out with Gabriel, Jeremy, Fritz and Susie.

Mari (Charlie) is Egg's best friend. People call her Marionette due to their emo swag. They use she/they pronouns.

Toy Chica is an alpha bitch, Toy Bonnie is the Twink She Keeps Around, Toy Freddy is a gamer, Mangle is a contortionist, Mari is, as previously stated, an emo and Balloon boy is a cunt. Somehow, they are the Popular Group.

what's going on here, attila?

Ship in a Bottle by Steffan Argus

(at 4:04)

oyster 🦪

Well, damn