Catalina: *picks up tub of butter*
Anne: oh no, not ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’!
Catalina: Why not?
Anne: I don’t trust it
Catalina: What do you mean you don’t trust it? It’s butter?
Anne: Well it’s name would suggest otherwise
Kat: Yeah she’s not wrong, what is it actually made of? Is it margarine?
Anna: No, it’s made of buttermilk, it says there on the packaging
Anne: Well what’s the point of it not being butter then?
Cathy: it is a bit odd that it would boast it doesn’t have butter in it yet display it’s made of buttermilk
Catalina: well I don’t know, maybe it’s something to do with baking, I’m just trying to buy some butter because we ran out-
Anna: I’m really not sure we should buy it now
Catalina: WHY
Anna: well how do we know it’s not butter?
Catalina: Does it matter?! It just isn’t.
Anne: but surely we want it to be butter
Catalina: I really could not care less Anne as long as I can use it in a sandwich
Kat: *whispering* I wouldn’t put that in a sandwich
Anna: *whispering back* same, it’s way too dodgy
Catalina: for fuck sake- *throws tub back onto the shelf* JANE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME WITH THEM
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36537847
The queens go food shopping and argue about butter. I’m incredibly imaginative. Please enjoy.
itzy comeback who’s excited
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
did-
...
did we all just universally agree, as a community, that the queens are gay-
like nowhere in history does it state that they were homosexual-
...
but we, as a whole, have all decided that yes. they are gay.
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