Sry But Tom Just Looks Like Handsome Squidward Turned Human

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“ You are a witch. You are the Scarlet Witch. Harbinger of Chaos. So it is written. So it is foretold. ”

You have heard of “Übernatürlich” and “Arzt Wer” - now the Deutsche Fernsehen is back with it’s NEW TOP HIT SHOW! The ZDF presents:

Breitkirch - A Village Under Suspicion

Exciting casting choices with Christoph Maria Herbst as Oberinspektor Alex Hartig and Bayrischer Fernsehpreis - Winner Julia Koschitz as Elli Müller!

In the East Frisian Kleinstadtidylle of Breitkirch in Northern Germany, all of a sudden everything gets turned upside down and nothing is as it was when 11-year old Dani Sörensen is found dead in the Wattenmeer.

To solve the mystery behind the young boy’s death, Bavarian Oberinspektor Alex Hartig and his colleague, local Frisian Elli Müller, have to uncover a whole town’s worth of secrets.

Share their excitement when it is uncovered what father Mark (Jan Josef Liefers) is hiding, and whether he is involved in his own son’s death - is he lying to protect the pretty hotel manager from Austria, Becki Fischer (Nina Proll)? And what does his wife Bettina (Martina Hill) know about it? What is hidden behind the enigmatic facade of Susanne “Susi” Bauer (Hella von Sinnen), who lives in a trailer with her dog, and what business does she have with Mark’s colleague and friend Niklas Fuhrmann (Wilson Gonzalez Ochsenknecht)?

(left to right: Bianca Claßen, Martina Hill and Jan Josef Liefers as Chloe, Bettina and Mark Sörensen; Hella von Sinnen as Susi Bauer; Nina Proll as Becki Fischer;)

Whilst the police do their best to solve the case, they are interrupted time and again by nosy reporter Oliver Steffensen (Matthias Schweighöfer), who seems to be investigating on his own - but isn’t he rather just trying to get into his new colleage’s, Karin Weiß (Anja Kling), pants, whilst they go after Newspapershop-owner Jakob Marschall (Claus Dieter Clausnitzer)?

Wilson Gonzalez Ochsenknecht as Niklas Fuhrmann; Anja Kling, Matthias Schweighöfer and Anke Engelke as Karin Weiß, Oliver Steffensen and Magdi Krasskliff; Claus Dieter Clausnitzer as Jakob Marschall; Julia Koschitz and Jürgen Vogel as Elli and Josef Müller;

We also see several other mysteries unravel: what is up with Dani’s sister Chloe (portrayed by youtube star Bianca Claßen from “BibisBeautyPalace”) and her sketchy boyfriend Dieter (guest star Farid Bang)? Why does Susi Bauer threaten senior reporter Magdi Krasskliff (Anke Engelke)? Is Reverend Paul Jacke (Florian David Fitz) really just as noble a priest as he seems to be, and how does Ellie’s husband Josef Müller (Jürgen Vogel) stay so calm when there’s an alleged child molester in town?

Florian David Fitz as Reverend Paul Jacke; Farid Bang and Biance Claßen as Dieter Thomas and Chloe Sörensen;

All these questions and more will be raised on ZDF’s latest hit show! Don’t miss out - we’re sure we won’t!

And last but not least, here’s a little sneakpeak to some of this season’s most iconic quotes - exclusively published here for you so you don’t have to wait so long:

୨⎯ oh me oh my, i wanna make you mine ♥ ⎯୧

The ninth doctor is the best because he’s Spock and Howl. I can’t explain it in words but I made a diagram:

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

Tbh, anons right and I feel like I'm a part of the problem too. So I'll cut down on the simping on here for comfortability's sake.

Thx for sending that in anon, cause I wouldn't have reflected my behavior on here (yeah, ik that's bad-) if it wouldn't have been for someone calling it out

no offense but i honestly think tom would hate/at least greatly dislike this side of the community. like god fucking bless you guys but some of you push the boundaries way too comfortably wayyyy too often just because you think tom/techdif maybe doesn't know about this part of the fandom, when in reality, it's quite easy to come across

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"Maybe take off the glasses and another hair color, that should do it. And maybe try to be 15 years younger"

A friend of mine send me this

So I made THIS

Crowley auditioning for the 10th Doctor

This is what happens when the DT fandom is given a lot of pics in the span of a few hours

We're missing the new Good Omens content so here we go with Crowley

I'm not giving any comments to this pic, just look at it

DI Anthony J. Hardy

@whumploversanonymous I found it

all im saying is if i receive one (1) hug from these fictional father figures, then all my problems will be gone