“hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?”

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

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they used to laugh and call him names

A mall Christmas display showing Rudolf the red nosed reindeer in the air and all the other reindeer on the ground.

It kinda seems like maybe Rudolf killed them all. But probably they have just not put the rest of the reindeer up yet. Rudolf looks stone cold and determined.

used to

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8 months ago

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6 months ago

oh ok

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7 months ago

I'm getting mega period cramps help me puki

The fuck am I supposed to do??

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6 months ago

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7 months ago

This random tweet from an Israeli came up on my feed so I scrolled down further and holy shit imagine making this your tinder profile picture. These people are actually not one bit remorseful but actively relish in the death and destruction they bring upon Gaza.

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palestinian genocide palestine reblog from the river to the sea palestine will be free oh shit if you will zionism what the fuck is wrong with those people also using the word psychopath is pathologizing awful behaviour making it seem like you have to be neurodivergent to be this evil evil people can be actual psychopaths but a common person can also awful shit like that it's just the effects of radicalization

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8 months ago

tumblr just deleted a huge swathe of palestinians who were on here trying to fundraise. if you've been helping any of these fundraisers please take this time to 1) check in with palestinians you're in contact with 2) help them submit support requests if needed 3) keep these campaigns circulating while the beneficiaries are being silenced. these campaigns are life or death, this isn't just social networking. do not let these fundraisers languish.

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6 months ago

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3 months ago

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

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6 months ago

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