Finding These Posts After I've Seen Them Posted In Other Socials Just Makes Me Feel Like I Found An Old

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

Link is the ultimate monster fucker. His boyfriend is a fish man and his girlfriend is a dragon.

my sister:

me, hunched over a bowl as i was mixing hair dye in the dark in the kitchen:

my sister: ... so what color this time?

step, holding jason close: HE WAS THE BEST GUY AROUND

dick: he murdered SEVEN people already!

tim, putting pressure on his stab wound (jason stabbed him) and slurring due to painkillers: WHAT MURDEERR??

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)

The process of being diagnosed with autism as an adult:

Am I autistic? No, surely not, it would have come up by now

Wait a second

WAIT A SECOND

HOLD THE FUCK UP FOR JUST A GODDAM SECOND

YOURE TELLING ME I WAS AUTISTIC THIS WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME?!?!?!? AND NOBODY FUCKING SAID ANYTHING?!?!?!?

Oh

OH

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

It all makes sense now

Wait, it’s ALL autism? 90% of my behavior and mannerisms was just autism?

How did I not see it? In retrospect it’s so painfully obvious

Imagine how much better my life could have been if I actually got the help I needed as a child

Despair

DESPAIR

Mournful acceptance

What the fuck do I do now

KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES

Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help

I know there are a lot of fanfics about Jason being caught by the Justice League and usually getting bailed out by the batfam, but imagine if it was Brucie Wayne bailing him out:

In the JL interrogation room:

Superman: Alright, Red Hood, who is your supplier helping you move drugs in Star City?

Red Hood, who was undercover investigating a drug ring and got caught in a JL bust and sesnses an opportunity to mess with Batman: Look, I know you guys aren't cops, but can I get at least get one phone call?

Justice league looking skeptical?

Red Hood: You can even monitor it.

Green Arrow: Fine one phone call, but it will be monitored.

Hands Hood a phone

Red Hood: Hey Dad, I got stopped by the Justice League. Could you come bail me out? Really, okay, see you soon. Okay, my Dad said that he would bail me, so could we go over to the teleporters?

Green Arrow: Okay, firstly, we aren't cops, you can't just post bail and get out. Secondly, how would this "Dad" get up here?

Red Hood: You'll see.

Minutes later, Brucie Wayne walks in with a trail of Heroes, trying to explain why he cannot be at the Watchtower.

Superman: Mr. Wayne what are you doing here and how did you get here?

Bruce laying the Brucie persona on thick: Well as one of the Justice League's biggest doners and tech suppliers I have access to the teleporters, as for why I'm here it's to bail out my son. Hi Jaylad!

Red Hood fully expecting Batman: What?

Green Arrow remembering his friend's grief over loosing Jason: Ummmm, Mr. Wayne this is the Red Hood. You know "Bag full of severed heads" Red Hood.

Brucie: Yes, I know he's had some issues with his big feelings, but he's still my sweet little boy.

Superman: And you think that he's your late son Jason Todd?

Brucie: Yes, Batman even confirmed it was him. It turns out that after he died, he was brought back by an organization that planned on using him as a weapon against Batman. But he left them and has been working to improve Crime Alley, I'm so proud of him.

Green Arrow: We caught him in Star City with Drug runners.

Brucie: I'm sure he has a good explanation, don’t you Jaylad?

Red Hood still reeling from Bruce showing up as Brucie and not Batman: I was undercover?

Brucie: See perfectly reasonable, now can I please have my baby boy back? Alfred will be so upset if he's not home for dinner.

Surprisingly, this works , the Justice League is to stunned by this revelation and later confirm this with Batman that yes, the notorious Red Hood is the son of Billionaire, philanthropist airhead Brucie Wayne. Jason, meanwhile, has suffered a huge blow to his cred in the Hero community because of the association with Brucie instead of the Batfam. The bat siblings do not let this go anytime soon.

im not much of an artist but ive been p bored at work the past few days and here is the result

[in the most valley ytgirl voice] oh my god its the raiden shogun~ u shall be in laid upon this statue~

will i ever finish it? idk. enjoy <3