Neuvillete?? I Only Know Nutella

stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.

ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend

dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera

and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.

but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.

nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.

bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.

stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.

and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.

anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight

bottling some more assorted things for patreon last month

I’m reading my baby sister The Mark of Athena right now. And she has absolutely no idea what is in store for Percy and Annabeth at the end of this book. She’s used to the “happy endings” I’ve been feeding her over the past year and a half with Uncle Rick’s books. I will be sure to report her reaction when we have finished.

shoutout to camila, literally could not have handled things the way she did, ella es una titana y nadie puede convencerme de lo opuesto

me: im fine

also me: *sends a 6 minute voice note to an irl talking about kaveh*

I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND IM CRYING WHAT

Water is not sliding off his back.

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Prints for Palestine

Silent auction 'Prints for Palestine' hosted online at 32auctions.

hello all!

@novaandmali are running a Silent Auction for Gaza, including commissions, prints, and books from a whole host of artists. I'm offering a full color commission starting at $100

proceeds are going to Life for Gaza and the Sulala Animal Rescue

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