Shorter Conservatives: Me, Me, Me.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

friends

game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.

Dick: I don’t dress the way I do because it’s sexy.

Dick: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.

*puts down the illiad* yeah, i wouldn't call an apple the most peaceful fruit...

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

apparently little wrio used to refuse injections from sige lol (from her voiceline abt wrio)

*holds face tenderly*