Reyislikesotired - ☆ REY ☆

this is that post of the "if i cut off my leg and whack u with it, am i hitting or kicking u? ull scar me emotionally more than anything"

Bruce knows he can’t scold his children on gala etiquette because he himself had none.

Baby Bruce was a kid who imitated an innocent baby rabbit in looks only. He’ll sit nice and quiet between his parents, watching everyone with his autistic eyes, and suddenly be like.

“Uncle Philip dwinks a lot. Daddy doesn’t wike any of you. “ He gives Carmine Falcone a Look. “Especially you. He says you give him tummy ache.”

Then he goes back to being cute and eating his dessert. Alfred chews back a laugh.

*holds face tenderly*

btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.

we are boycotting Eurovision, as per BDS guidelines.

don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend.

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

i might finish this later cause i was also gonna add jason, damian, duke, and MAYBE cass but here's my addition to the long list of orphans from other universes that bruce has to hold back from adopting

*idk where this would be set but at least for hunter, this is BEFORE kings tide*

hunter, after explaining a bit of where he came from and his role in the emperor's cover: my uncle... is not a merciful man.

dick, leaning to bruce to whisper: if u dont adopt him, i will

tim, sleep deprived and already between cases: *has already a stack of information on phillip wittebane and is working on getting hunter legal papers and prepping the adoption ones*

jason and damian, after loading up and sharpening their weapons: excuse us, we have an appointment/LETS GO KICK SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST ASS

duke, in gear cause he just got back from patrol: *sees hunter* huh, new brother?

cass, following jason and damian out the door: new brother!

steph and alfred: *making bets as to when hunter will be officially adopted*

bless ur soul for this golden information

someone pls write a fic where nico and zagreus meet pls i need it for scientific purposes