Reo!

Banging my pots and pans here once again, the final chapter of A Guide On How NOT To Make Your Kouhai Jealous is up!

We live in actual hell

I drew a sword and then I drew another...

Which one do you think looks like Percy Jackson’s?

“Quick fic” turns into a “7k monstrosity”.

Quick fic of Phil and May shenanigans

Ched: “I didn’t want you to tell Bruce about my firing!”

Rebecca: “I didn’t tell him!”

Ched: “Well then who did?!”

Bruce: “Nat heard you whining, she was hiding out the garage!”

Natasha: “…I wasn’t hiding! I was checking the oil.”

Rebecca: “I hope you’re happy Ched! You’ve done this yourself. Now EVERYBODY knows. Are you happy now?!”

Yelena: *sipping her beer* “I’m getting happy!”

happy belated birthday aran!! the goat of goats

The One Where They Wear Cheerleader Uniforms (9255 words) by aishiteruyo Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Sugawara Koushi & Semi Eita & Oikawa Tooru & Akaashi Keiji & Kozume Kenma Characters: Sugawara Koushi, Semi Eita, Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji, Kozume Kenma, Sawamura Daichi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Shirabu Kenjirou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Yamagata Hayato, Kawanishi Taichi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Bokuto Koutarou, Konoha Akinori, Kuroo Tetsurou, Yaku Morisuke Additional Tags: Pretty Setter Squad, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Crack, Crack, half crack, Misuse of Cheerleader Uniforms, Fainting, Blushing, Stuttering, Quite Copious Amounts of Gay: Viewer Discretion is Advised

Series: Part 1 of Setter Squad Shenanigans

Summary:

What can happen when Suga, Oikawa, Semi, Akaashi, and Kenma are put in a group chat together?

The answer this time around: wearing a cheerleader uniform in front of their respective crushes to see how they react.

Made a shitpost account visit at your own risk

I probably wouldnt be so mad about AI if it, you know, actually worked and was AI. But instead it just feels like I'm Michael trying to get Eleanor Shellstrop's file.

Tech Company: I have a new AI program for you :)

Me: is it actually an AI program or does it generate random pixel colours based on the most likely pattern to occur?

TC: it is an actual AI program. It does not generate based on pixel patterns.

Me: is it an actual AI program, or is it just copying artwork stolen without consent based off of keywords someone has applied to those artworks?

TC: it does not steal artwork and use it to replicate images based off keywords. It is an AI program.

Me: now do you have *artificial intelligence* or are you holding an image generator that cant actually think or reason at all?

TC: i do not have an image generator. I have real AI capable of making real and genuinely unique new images like any living person.

Me: amazing, let me check it out.

TC: Here!

TC: *drops an image generator*

Me: ...

Me: thanks.

BNAU #3

Nat is injuried while she and Bruce are taking a trip. Nat sinks into a coma from her intensive injuries, and Bruce finds out that the attackers only attacked her because they couldn't hurt him.

So he's in the Waiting Room, contemplating something, when a doctor comes out and tells Bruce about Nat's condition. At the end, the doctor asks Bruce, "Should we be expecting you?"

Bruce: "What do you mean?"

And the doctor smiles sadly, "You're an Avenger. It's in the name. Besides, I have the feeling she's someone you love and when someone you love gets injured like that..." and the two of them fall silent.

So Bruce finds Yelena, tells her about Nat, and she agrees to help him. Two weeks later, no change in Nat but Bruce looks like a new man.

He systematically finds and takes down the people that attacked them, and then the organization that sent them. He left a trail behind him but he didn't really care.

The criminal underworld called him a psychopath. Others called him a vigilante. Even others just didn't say anything at all, fearing he'd hear.

In the end, when the organization was gone and they were buried, Bruce came back. Nat was awake, he had been told, and had been asking for him. He returns and she asks him, "What have you been doing?"

And Bruce just breaks. His armour, the one that had shielded him from the actuality of killing had broken and he just poured it out. Every hunt, every chase, every conclusion.

He doesn't know if she'd forgive him , or if she was angry, if she felt anything at all.

And then he feels her running her fingers through his hair and her, just her, right beside him, and he knows.

This can't ever be the same. They can't ever go back to the way it was before. He has made a name for himself, and others will come for him. It was a decision he made, he knew the price, and he was willing to pay it.

When Nat falls alseep, he writes her a note: I love you’s and I'm sorry's peppered the page until he signed his name. He places it on the bedstand, kisses her forehead and smiles, meloncholy in the lamplight.

And then he leaves.

He runs, and he runs without her.

"It is for the best.”

He says that, repeats it every time he doubts.

It is not. But it is done.