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The MayDaisy Universe Pt. 2

Stuff from the notes file that I forgot I had until I went back for inspo.

• Fitzsimmons doesn’t recognize Skye because they were transferred to the Hub shortly after they met her.

• Skye knows a little bit about Bahrain. May told her after the events of Adoption Day.

• Skye carries zip ties with her everywhere.

• May is always a little quieter during the Bahrain anniversary. Only Skye can coax a conversation out of her.

•The two of them are even more closely bonded after Skye gets her powers.

• If Coulson gets a concussion, he always calls Skye (as Daisy) Skye again. If he can’t remember, he calls her Angel Eyes.

• May partially blames herself for Skye getting shot.

• Skye (as Daisy) often answers to Skye and Mary Sue when she’s distracted. She won’t respond to Daisy until she grows more into the name.

• May only sleeps with Ward so she can get over Coulson, which backfires because she now wishes that it was Coulson she was having sex with and not some upstart twenty-eight year old.

• Skye was an agent trainee though she will still answer to cadet if it was said strictly enough.

• Skye as an agent is also very difficult to discern in terms of her specialty. She’s extremely well rounded in terms of her fighting skills, which rival Ward’s in the beginning and May as she grows older, and her leadership/charisma matches Coulson’s in the best way. She still works a lot in CS, so she could also be considered a Sci-Tech kid if she uses enough fancy words.

• “Can’t wake up on the wrong side of the bed if I don’t sleep.”

• Skye/Daisy doesn’t flinch at knives, guns, or punches, but she flinches at scalpels and the snap of gloves.

Part 1 here

Begging for a young Phil and May Academy fic like I’m not currently writing one

Clark Gregg in Law & Order's "Life Choices" (1991)

Ched: “I didn’t want you to tell Bruce about my firing!”

Rebecca: “I didn’t tell him!”

Ched: “Well then who did?!”

Bruce: “Nat heard you whining, she was hiding out the garage!”

Natasha: “…I wasn’t hiding! I was checking the oil.”

Rebecca: “I hope you’re happy Ched! You’ve done this yourself. Now EVERYBODY knows. Are you happy now?!”

Yelena: *sipping her beer* “I’m getting happy!”

Unbetaed Dousy fic, fresh off the press. It might suck cause I'm tired but let's disregard that okkkk :DDD

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

It’s May 1st, everyone (kinda), and with May comes the prompts for Tendou Week, the fanweek dedicated to our beloved Tendou Satori! The event begins on May 18, but you can begin posting at any time, and we will leave the collection open for any latecomers!

If you didn’t respond to the earlier interest check and still want to participate, that is a-ok! We are always happy to have more love for him, and if you have any questions, feel free to DM us or a mod or refer to our carrd for more details! Happy creating!

I need a sticker for surviving 2023 so I made one and thought I’d share it with you all too. Reblog to give everyone stickerssss

I probably wouldnt be so mad about AI if it, you know, actually worked and was AI. But instead it just feels like I'm Michael trying to get Eleanor Shellstrop's file.

Tech Company: I have a new AI program for you :)

Me: is it actually an AI program or does it generate random pixel colours based on the most likely pattern to occur?

TC: it is an actual AI program. It does not generate based on pixel patterns.

Me: is it an actual AI program, or is it just copying artwork stolen without consent based off of keywords someone has applied to those artworks?

TC: it does not steal artwork and use it to replicate images based off keywords. It is an AI program.

Me: now do you have *artificial intelligence* or are you holding an image generator that cant actually think or reason at all?

TC: i do not have an image generator. I have real AI capable of making real and genuinely unique new images like any living person.

Me: amazing, let me check it out.

TC: Here!

TC: *drops an image generator*

Me: ...

Me: thanks.

UNCALLED FOR

YOURE RIGHT BUT THAT WAS FLIPPIN UNCALLED FOR

Me: *on tumblr, minding my business*

My next chapter, sitting unfinished: