Someone Help This Poor Child

Spot the 7 differences between this two photos P.1

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The year 2043

My kid: *comes home from school*

Me: what did you learn in class today :)

My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that?

Me: *stares into the camera like I'm on the office

I love them so much! SEVENTEEN!

sometimes i take a break from listening to kpop to refresh™ myself, but as im listening to other music ill suddenly get Ring Ding Dong stuck in my head and realize that there truly is no escape from this hell

and what if i started sob crying?? what then???

Zines are mailed out and we’ve gotten the a-ok! My submission for the brooklyn zine! Thanks to Aimee for putting this together and also to everyone who bought the zine :)

(side note: I actually sketched out a short comic explaining this illustration, but didn’t manage to finish it;;; I might go back to it eventually, though maybe not? Anyway, if I do it’ll be posted on my blog. )

FANFIC ISSUES

Me: *Reads stupendous amounts of romantic fan fiction*

Me: *Gets a boyfriend*

Bf: *Takes me on dates*

Me: Why haven't you taken me stargazing so you can stare at my face for hours instead of looking at the stars

Me: Why haven't you called me beautiful, it's been like five minutes

Me: Why haven't you texted me at three in the morning to see if I wanna go on an adventure with you

Bf: .....

Me: You're literally doing this all wrong.

“Are you sure you’re not drunk?”