If This Isn’t Inspirational Idk What Is 

Shooty Shooty Shoot, My Shot!

Lin-Manuel Miranda, writing the critically acclaimed song “My Shot” (via nerdkate88)

Kyungsoo is me. I am Kyungsoo

The year 2043

My kid: *comes home from school*

Me: what did you learn in class today :)

My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that?

Me: *stares into the camera like I'm on the office

JY&YG

Yugyemon:[breathes]

Jinyoung: bitch you Betta bibbity Bobbity back the fuck up before I knock ur dumb ass coconut head back to ya mums uterus n have you reincarnated hoe god so help me bitch try me again

half of the exo fandom: I didn't like lotto, too much auto tune

the other half of the fandom: LIPSTICK, CHATEAU, WINE COLOR (LA LA LA LA) WHITE CHAMPAGNE, SHOWER WITH BUBBLES (LA LA LA LA)

some person: so what exactly is a host club?

me: a group of rich teenage boys that charm, seduce, and entertain girls

some person:

me:

some person:

me:

some person:

me:

me: wait it's actually a lot better than that i promise

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

Important things that happened at Got7 in Houston

BamBam’s voice cracked and Youngjae made fun of him

a few minutes later his voice cracked and BamBam made fun of him

They were asked which member they would want to be for a day

Jackson chose BamBam because he wanted to know what it was like to have long legs

Everyone else chose Jackson for his thighs

After Jinyoung said he wanted to feel Jackson’s thighs, Jackson straddled him and tried to get him to feel

Jackson said us international fans were in a long distance relationship with them

Every time the host asked Jackson a question he would say “Why don’t we ask Yugyeom” and Yugyeom got flustered every time the little baby

Jackson referring to the fan he chose and his team name for the game: I know bananas are healthy but I have Nana (the fan’s name)

Yugyeom created a ship name with him and his fan (Macgyeom) (her name was Mackenzie, I don’t know if I spelled it right)

BamBam called his fan his baby, his queen, hugged her, and dabbed with her

Jaebum’s fan was wearing a skirt, and since they were playing hackey sack, he took her hoodie and tied it so it would be covering her front so she wouldn’t flash anyone

Jinyoung and his fan won, and he basically proposed to her, getting down on one knee and everything when giving her her prize

Yugyeom’s shirt came halfway unbuttoned during Fly

For Random Play Dance, it was the maknae line and Jackson vs. Mark, Jaebum, and Jinyoung.

As a penalty for losing, BamBam had to perform Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but didn’t know it so sang a little bit of TTS’ Twinkle then did a rap version of Twinkle Twinkle

BamBam danced to Bad Girl Good Girl

Yugyeom did his sexy floor grinding dance after Jackson asked

They talked about their ideal types

Yugyeom: cute/sexy

BamBam: funny girl

Youngjae: “You guys” *gesturing to crowd*

Jaebum: he doesn’t have an ideal type, he just goes for who he likes

Mark: Houston IGOT7

Jinyoung: IGOT7

Jackson: girls who can take care of themselves, eat right, stay healthy, and respects parents, her parents, his parents, random fan in the audience’s parents, everyone’s parents

Jinyoung prepared his ending speech in English

Jaebum got really flustered because everyone cheered really loud when it got to his turn and everyone started chanting his name

That’s all I can think of right now

guys they're literally doing this for my birthday on the 24th🤩 (i like being delusional thank you very much)

GOT7 COMEBACK JANUARY 20th‼️