Phone Call Dates But We’re Masturbating & Getting Off To Listening To Each Others Moans X

YourIvoryFox has been one of my favorites lately!

Dangit, I messed up. I should’ve quoted Cassandra: “Moisturize me!”

Sounds like a great way to spend a weekend

Human dildo bf I can tie up and play with for hours until I get bored

So many likes and reblogs, but not one brave soul has sent me a character concept yet.

Who wants in on a horny hypno D&D game? I promise to hypnotize everyone into being on time, and give you all phantom sense triggers for when the succubi and incubi invade.

I need someone to wake me up like this

@wakeupsleepychloe I need some conditioner for my beard, please

On a completely unrelated topic, any volunteers for a kinky mind flayer adventure?

Horny TTRPG gamenight where the players all have remote/app controlled vibes in them they can't take out, and the DM is in control of them all

During combat any time you take damage the vibrator turns on for a duration and intensity equal to the damage.

If an npc tries to charm you, you don't roll to save, the DM actually tries hypnotizing you and you have to try (and probably fail) to resist

When your player dies, the fun's not over, the DM leaves your vibrator on full blast for the rest of the night, either making you cum over & over and/or turning you into an overstimulated mess

The game ends when your party defeats all the bad guys, or when you all become the DMs devoted playthings

Thank you! I was working from memory and still haven’t had a chance to check all of my WotC and 3rd party books.

Compiling a list of monsters to use for the horny hypno D&D game:

Sirens

Yellow musk thralls

Incubi/succubi

Mind flayers

Aboleth

Vampires

False Hydra

Rakshasa

Intellect Devourer

Arch Mage

And of course they’re going to need minions like Minotaurs, goblins, kobolds, golems, etc.

What other monsters should we add to the list?

That’s the best double entendres I’ve ever seen

eat her out until she’s astral projecting