paid for a threesome with a sex worker, then put said sex worker to sleep so he could fuck Louis undisturbed instead
levitated during sex then made Louis think that's just what cunty French bisexuals do
brutally murdered two priests in a church then immediately proposed and got married on the spot
got completely naked when he had to share a coffin with Louis
wore a drag version of a Marie Antoinette costume to a party in 1940
trolled the public by biting into a realistic baby doll
accepted his own murder because it was done by the love of his life
carved a wooden piano and used spotify to "play" on it
became a rock star just to get his ex-husband's attention
still wears a wedding band 80+ years post divorce
Brian May: I have the best and most iconic hair in rock!
The rest of Queen: Rude.
The Beatles: Rude.
Slash: Rude.
Robert Plant: Incredibly rude.
Dee Snider: Very rude.
David Coverdale: Excuse you!
Axl Rose: Who asked you?
Jon Bon Jovi: Fuck off.
Jim Morrison: This bitch!
The entirety of Mötley Crue: (cracks knuckles).
The entirety of Poison: (offended gasping).
it had to be done.
Reilly and Jonesy are the bi disaster himbo loves of my life
text transcription under the cut ⬇️
Fake magazine illustration
Page 1 Daniel : So, tell me... Did you see Lestat again?
Page 2 Louis : When he's not on Tour, he would occasionally visits.
Page 3 Daniel : So you're what, now? Friends?
Louis : [Hello Lestat.]
Lestat : [Hello Louis.]
It would be too simple. You know us.
Louis : [ That's new. Still enjoying the glitz and glamor?]
But there is this arrangement we are both fine with.
Page 4 When two people hurt each other so deeply, what is left afterwards?
Page 5 Things like that, it seals doors once still unlocked at the time. Can time really heal everything?
[Mets moi dans mon cercueil, Louis, Louis...]
Page 6 [Stay down chéri, I don't want to fight like this. I'll stay. I'll stay, I'll never leave you ever again. I promise. I'll be happy. For you. For her. Please please please please]
Some things were flipped over to show the truth. Others, I learned to see differently. I faced my wrongs.
[I'll be anything please please please please please please. I didn't know it was a gift. I wore it like a curse. I was selfish. I wanted you to suffer. Because I was. Suffering. I came to thank you.]
Page 7 Do we love each other still? Yes. Can we live under the same roof, share the same spaces, the same bed, for an extended period of time, again? No. But this raging, all devouring passion, it is now replaced by something that can never be altered. Is this the price we had to pay to finally be equals?
Page 8 We have never been more understanding of each other. A shadow of something that could have been from the start. Friendly jokes. Bickering I will never admit enjoying. Respect. And then, the always surprising softness. So eerie after all that happened. Yet, we always welcome it.
Page 9 Daniel : [How dramatic. Not ready to live together again, yet he's all over your coffee table.]
Louis: [I didn't buy these.]
Daniel : [Sure. Will you let me know the next time he passes by?]
Louis : [Well I can't. This is his safe place. You will have to find him by yourself I'm afraid.]
Daniel : [Of course. He can't make anything easy. As if he didn't have enough safe places with his ten properties.]
Page 10 Louis: [Nice chat. Bye, Daniel.]
Lestat : [Only when I'm not on Tour, hm?]
Louis [Approximately.]
Lestat : [Thanks.]
Louis : [Did you really just say thank-]
Lestat: *kisses Louis* [...too soon?]
Page 11 Louis : Almost a century is enough waiting.
“Don’t underestimate your own strength. To persevere. To make it through the most difficult of times. And, just as importantly, don’t underestimate your ability to help someone else during their most difficult times. Sometimes all it takes is a kind word, or gesture, to help someone make it through their day.”
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JJ’s motto is “deny deny deny” and he is trying his hardest to deny his feelings for Pope
Magical pastel sunsets at the beaches of Marche, Italy 🇮🇹💕✨ By @mauro_roberto__
8teen | black | they/she | "at some point, you gotta decide for yourself who you gon' be. can't let nobody make that decision for you."
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