Reticentvampyre - #1 Loustat Defender🕺😛

If Christian Yu says we’re all crackheads, we’re all crackheads

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callmekevin in the unboxing stream be like. i'm an e-girl. i'm a french maid. i have hundreds of tiny plastic babies. i'm an inflatable tube man. i paid €100 for a secondhand shress set. i'm playing katy perry on the acoustic guitar. i'm talking to cardboard cutouts of my coworkers. i'm unhinged. i've started a rivalry with a singing fish. i'm playing the otomatone. i'm performing duets with my piscine archnemesis. life is a soup and i'm the fork. i'm a softcore furry. i'm a danger to myself and the structural integrity of my office. i <3 dan.

Person A: I'm hiding my feelings for Person B super well.

Person B: *breathes*

Person A: I HAVE TO GAY- I MEAN GO

I also present to u

Person A (later, thinking about this moment): fuckin nailed it

Perché in fondo sai, che se, sto qua,

Ti stringerei fino ad odiarti ma lo so,

Che non è facile, lasciarsi perdere, serenamente.

the only ACTUAL himbo representation in media is reilly and jonesy from letterkenny but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation yet

Kiara is a lesbian.

JJ is bisexual.

Pope is gay.

Change my mind

Yeah, that’s what I tought, you cant 😌

please appreciate this very silly concept with very serious execution 🫀

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The best way to view crime evidence is in bed with your shady lover after celebratory sex for stealing said crime evidence from a corrupt cop. 

Soft launching them on my profile because what else am I supposed to do if not think about married vampires all the time