Reticentvampyre - #1 Loustat Defender🕺😛

me: i respect people’s ships and their opinions

also me:

tan & bun: doing their thing <3

the inspector:

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

(´♡‿♡`) jj requested by anon

Louis: Ugh, Lestat only wants my money and he's too dumb to manage finances by himself. What other reason is there for him to turn me? 🙄

Lestat upon seeing Louis being depressed AND suicidal: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, would you like to receive the Dark Gift?

tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard

if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.

if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.

you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.

if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look

you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.

if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.

you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.

don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.

research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.

some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.

don’t read the hidden graves.

if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.

if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.

don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.

don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.

I don't even remember who I was Thursday morning. Thursday morning I'd see a deancas edit and go either "aw that's cute" or "ow my heart" but now my only reaction is just feral screaming

an actual sunshine 😍

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