DIR EN GREY [ ANDROGYNOS (day 2)] 残

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.01 | What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned

“Ponygirl, one of these days you’re gonna have to learn to do something by yourself.”

ok but now @gaygaymaybank has me thinking about jj and pope as parents...like they definitely have multiple kids and everyone assumes jj is the lax parent who lets the kids do whatever they want but really he’s so afraid he’s going to mess up that he’s always going into Strict Parent Mode. he starts rubbing 100 spf on them as soon as it hits april and slips broccoli into their mac n cheese. he freaks out when pope pulls one of them out to the garage to show them a science project because “pope they’re childREn i don’t care if it’s just baking soda and vinegar what if it got in their eyES.”

anyway they’re both total soccer dads (they show up to every single game and cheer until it gets annoying. they have signs and everything) and lowkey have beef with all the suburban moms.

the kids love their aunt kie who always comes to visit and brings copious amounts of sweets, which is of course frowned upon by jj.

but yeah just jj and pope as dads 🥺

Bro what if I convinced you to sink someone’s boat after they attacked you because I can’t stand to see you hurt and whatever they do to us we do to them and what if when you sunk the boat I just smiled at you really wide and told you how proud I am of you and what if when you started to freak out that someone was gonna figure out it was you I held the side of your face really softly and looked right into your eyes and told you to deny deny deny and what if when they did find out and sent the cops after you I lied and told them it was me and took the fall for you bc you have way too much too lose haha jk unless 🥺👉👈

some gifs i found on google...

Do I want to look like a 80s rockstar or fuck a 80s rockstar?

Probably both

100% BOTH

Dude I cannot stress this e n o u g h when JJ went to jail for Pope and they finally reunited I thought I was going to die

this is literally what happened

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