Saints & Tweets

And as the sun went down

We ended up on the ground

listen I don’t discriminate... friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, as long as it ends in lovers i’m down with it all babey

If not in love, then why on a date? 🤨

MALEC + ‘the longest time’ lyrics by Billy Joel

fucking young mag

this is ICONIC 😂😂

WTFFFFFF THEY OUT HERE AS CAPTAINS STEERING THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIP I AM JUST FUCKING CRUISING MAN I AM JUST A CABIN BOY I HAVE NO AUTHORITY

callmekevin in the unboxing stream be like. i'm an e-girl. i'm a french maid. i have hundreds of tiny plastic babies. i'm an inflatable tube man. i paid €100 for a secondhand shress set. i'm playing katy perry on the acoustic guitar. i'm talking to cardboard cutouts of my coworkers. i'm unhinged. i've started a rivalry with a singing fish. i'm playing the otomatone. i'm performing duets with my piscine archnemesis. life is a soup and i'm the fork. i'm a softcore furry. i'm a danger to myself and the structural integrity of my office. i <3 dan.