It’s The Year 2040

It’s the year 2040

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Momoland Boom Boom has once again begun climbing back up the charts.

CL and Blackpink have yet to release an album.

Jay Park still looks twenty three years old.

ARMYs and Exo-ls are still arguing though this time it’s because of a mistranslation.

ReVeluvs are still trying to figure out the meanings behind each Red Velvet music video.

Twice are still criticised for making girly bops.

Girls Generation have not disbanded and are still going strong despite dropping two songs every few years.

NCT now officially has over seven hundred members.

Mark is in in every single NCT sub-unit.

Dean has collaborated or produced a song for every artist known to humanity.

Jessi still remains the unbothered queen she’s always been.

Monsta X have become the international meme resource.

Namjoon still hasn’t received a hand shake.

Yixing has returned to multiple idol making shows, constantly shutting down contestants to the point some shows have had to be cancelled due to lack of contestants.

Somi has joined and left fourteen different groups.

Sistar still hold the crown for iconic summer queens.

B.A.P are still making songs about betraying each other.

Day6 Jae has yet to receive his lunch money.

BamBam is. Still. Dabbing.

iKON are still in Japan, slowly becoming a jpop group.

G-Dragon still can’t recognise his own music in 2x dance segments.

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reticentvampyre

4 years ago

Rudy constantly everytime he talks saying MAYWARD JJPOPE RIGHTS I LOVE HIM!

- maybe he dosent get a lady friend

- I had most chemistry with pope/jd

-he won’t tell the pogue about his feelings aka his feelings for pope bc he already told the pogues about thinking kie is hot so it ain’t kie he ain’t gonna tell about the pogues it’s pope!

- he wants a bad bitch rudy calling pope this bad bitch he’s literally hinting to us all that JJ is gay and that jj isn’t getting a Lady Friend OMG.

Rudy Constantly Everytime He Talks Saying MAYWARD JJPOPE RIGHTS I LOVE HIM!

Rudy the captain of JJPOPE MAYWARD SHIP!

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reticentvampyre

4 years ago

i don’t know what to tell you except that rudy hardcore ships jj and pope so-

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reticentvampyre

1 month ago

I’m going to have to foot AMC the bill for my therapy. I just can’t keep doing this.

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Delainey Hayles and Roxane Duran via Delainey’s Instagram Story—BTS, Season 2 of Interview with the Vampire

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reticentvampyre

4 years ago

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4 years ago

Hodgy (2017)

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reticentvampyre

2 months ago

🤭🤭🤭🤭

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reticentvampyre

3 years ago

BLACK MIRROR Striking Vipers (S05E01) “You Know.. It’s Different In The Game.”

BLACK MIRROR Striking Vipers (S05E01) “You know.. It’s different in the game.”

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reticentvampyre

3 years ago

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

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reticentvampyre

4 years ago

and i’ll fucking do it again

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reticentvampyre

4 years ago

I think it’s important to note that while Tan and Bun are not at the stage where they’re officially together, they’re not doing the typical BL trope thing of ‘bro-zoning’ each other or gay panicking. It’s incredibly refreshing. They’re flirty and domestic but they’re taking their time and also respecting the fact that they’re in the middle of a dangerous murder investigation. Tan has been very clear about his dedication to Bun through his words and actions and Bun has kissed Tan just enough times to make his feelings known. But they’re choosing not to rush things because of how important they are to one another in such a brief time of knowing each other.

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