Blue The Adventure Cat

Using "I'm gay" as an excuse for anything

Ex. "Take out the trash" "I can't, I'm Fucking Gay"

Thanks I hate it

Calling things/people my dude. (Or, if your feeling fancy, my good dude)

Hearing a crash in another room "same"

Fistfight God in a denny's parking lot

They're holding hands. I want them dead

This is why god abandoned this timeline (and the compliment) this is not ideal

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

anyone please ask your crush out like this

These are very important updates and everyone needs to see this awesome story

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL--

This is my child. She's a bastard and at least 95% gay and I love her.

This is Eve. At one point perhaps she had done nothing wrong in her life, ever, but now she is Unleashed and Feral. Love it. Also my child.

Instead of matching rings, their wedding involved complimentary wounds intended to kill. They're amazing

Things to do in quarantine (other than writing)

Make long, drawn out descriptions of your characters

Create moodboards, playlists, art, or anything else to do with your WIP

Write a dumb au- just for yourself. No deadline, no pressure of quality. Just write.

Figure out the perfect circumstances to write- do you like to drink coffee? Tea? Table, or lap? Music, TV, silence? Try out new things, too!

Clean up your workspace, if you have one. Decorate it. Make it home.

Go for a walk and listen to your muse playlist.

Try to cosplay one of your characters, no matter what you have at home.

Understand your MC better. Imagine them in quarantine- what's their favourite food? Their favourite music? Their favourite pastime? How do they sleep? How do they clean?

Make a shitty rendition of something from your story. Build a character from clay. Sew someone's outfit from scratch. Make a prop from tinfoil. Recreate a room with Lego.

Have stupid fun! Get to know the world of your story, get stuck in Wikipedia holes, scroll shopping websites for hours.

Just have fun, and feel happy knowing it'll help your world, even if you're struggling.

What we need right now is entertainment. Not stress.

Kisses

Here is the story I’d said I’d write.  Title is misleading, basically angsty doctor/master.  Let me know if you want me to read more.  There *may* be a part 2 posted.

I got morbid femme and it just proves this generator is more accurate than my zodiac sign.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

I feel so attacked and seen

This is thirteen's motto