Hypothetical situation: a hot girl,crush, etc. is offering a blowjob to either you or your bully. You get to decide who she gives it to. There are no other consequences to your decision apart from who gets the blowjob. Do you:
A) Ask her to give you a blowjob.
B) Ask her to give the blowjob to your bully.
Why?
@pornocuck @mauishower @wankingfailure @rejectmeplease @theoneswissguy
Rejection is and has been your reality with girls since you remember and have conscience about sex. Guess what loser? it’s not going to change any time soon
She has been one of your best friends for awhile, and you have a huge crush on her. Every Sunday you treat her to brunch and you two catch up. Eventually the conversation comes to the guy (or guys) she hooked up with that weekend. If she’s feeling generous she’ll give you some of the more juicy details of the hook up.
She flirts with you all the time, but it’s just for fun, you both know that she’s just gonna end up keeping you in the friendzone.
Friendzoning Pro Tip #38