Crawls Out Of My Grave.... ⚰️ HELLO. Have U Listened To Killjam EP3 YET!?? NO!!??? Well I Curse You.

ROY KAPLAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!! ROY KAPLAN IS HERE!!!!!! (screaming like a little newsboy on a bicycle while tossing links to 'Roy Kaplan: Out of Sight' onto ur front doorstep) I did VA work for this podcast a long while ago – and I am doing a HUUUGE happy hop because I AM SO THRILLED IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT. I am so happy. I am so so happy. It's been so long (since at last Ive seen my Roy Kaplan). I get to voice a nonbinary tailor (no spoilers)... but you can hear them in the trailer. Nonbinary win. And the other characters are GREAT TOO!!!! SO LISTEN FOR THEM – AND FOR GREAT PERFORMANCES, AND FOR GREAT PRODUCTION, AND FOR A FUN STORY with a lotta hard work put into it. I am clapping so hard my hands are burning. I am making fire w my palms Ok Im going to reshare this elsewhere now because people need to know abt it. TL;DR: LISTEN TO ROY KAPLAN. YAY ROY KAPLAN!!!! AND CONGRATS ON UR (ALMOST) RELEASE!!!! <3

Roy Kaplan is here!

Yes, you heard me right, Roy Kaplan: Out of Sight is finally ready for launch, complete with a proper (and actually correct) release date: December 28, 2024. I did say that I was going to get this ready for launch by the end of the year!

If you don't know what Roy Kaplan (or Roy Kaplan, Private Investigator if you prefer) is, it's a paranormal cyberpunk detective audio drama taking place in a (very low-key) post-apocalyptic future. It features the titular Roy Kaplan--private investigator, ex-burglar, and psychic--as he puts his wits to the test to solve all kinds of cases with the occasional assist from his ghost roommate, Wes. Stylistically, it draws significant inspiration from old time radio shows such as Richard Diamond and hardboiled detective fiction of the 1930s-50s.

This first season, Out of Sight, consists of twelve all-original mysteries, each 30-40 minutes long. It will be releasing on Saturdays every two weeks, with Patreon supporters able to hear episodes a week early.

Roy Kaplan is hosted on Pinecast, which means you should be able to listen to it on any podcast aggregator that supports RSS feeds. It'll also be available on common podcast apps like Spotify and Amazon Podcasts (right now Apple Music is having some hiccups, so we'll see what happens with that). It's also available on YouTube, if you like getting your podcasts through there.

Alternately, you can listen directly in your browser at my website, where you will also find the full voice credits and transcripts and writer's commentary blog posts if you're into that sort of thing. You can subscribe to my newsletter if you'd like to get notified of Out of Sight updates directly in your email.

I will have more to say about the show (about things like how to support production and whether season 2 will happen) but for now, season 1 is cooking and it's nearly ready to serve!

If you want more information about Roy Kaplan, the best place for information is the main page on my website, which will have all the links to everything else.

(For the trailer credits and transcript, that is also on my website.)

Happy listening, and I'll see you on the other side!

ITS FUCKING REAL. KISSING KILLJAM XXX HELLO. I LOVE YOU KILLJAM!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!

IT’S KILLJAM XXX, THE FIGHTING GAME FOR YOUR EARS!

Faustina’s a Disaster Bi with 600 confirmed kills.

Bellamy’s a ruthless Trans Masc with a robot arm.

Together, they’re going to take over the world of KILLJAM.

Life isn’t easy in San Malvado - the future megacity where murder is legal, loan sharks take body parts as repayments, and amoral corporations rule. It’s also the hometown of KILLJAM - the televised death game where women with cybernetic enhancements and Gene Mod superpowers battle it out for fame, riches, and glory. And there’s no Jammer more famous than EKW’s Faustina Fetamine.

But a scandal and a knife in the back from Faustina’s vindictive boss turns her life upside down. Now she’s at rock bottom with the mother of all targets on her back, and the only one who can help is her new manager - the cynical, streetwise Bellamy Pink. Can the unlikely duo beat the odds, with the help of a charming British thief, a dorky reptile scientist, and a wealthy snake MILF, or will they just end up another pair of KILLJAM casualties?

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7/13/24 note: Thank u guys for the very kind hashtag-notes on this piece, I just saw the one now, and it means so much to me (more than you will ever know)!!! Lots and lots of love. I will probably be posting a bit more art soon )I just have to remember Tumblr is a thing I can post on LOL)

Happy Halloween (it's July) 🎃🍫🧵

Pencil illustration from last year, these character designs have changed massively but it's still somefin I'm happy with :^] Closeups :^D (points downwards)

What is he even listening to???

Making KRIL CUP(CRAB)CAKES from ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE *not fishbait*

Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Kril The Cupcake Nation. Take a look and you'll see he's my scrumptious machination.

Anyways. I am free from capcut editing hell and have released a dangerous aura onto the world.... in the form of these Another Crab's Treasure themed cupcakes. Watch with caution (or you may get krilled) 🦀🐚🧁💥

STILL THE COOLEST MOST KICKASS SHIT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!! THANK U SO SO SO SO MUCH you do my lil evil candy man SO MUCH JUSTICE :,^] <3 so punchable. love it

Sweet as Candy

@ghastlydipster ‘s character King Swizzle

recent moraly orely stuffs lol

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Cast (In Order of Appearance) 

Narrator - Bradley Gareth  Faustina Fetamine - Addison Peacock  Bellamy Pink - Zuwie LeFou  Mara Nacht - Tiana Camacho  Dr. Yuzna- Jonny Sims  Anna Konda - Moe Rock  Vic Cadmium - Charlie Green  Molly Malarkey - Misha Bakshi  Roger Tallarico - Josh Rubino  Lex The Talon - Kelly Nugent  Mr. Dirge - Austin Lee Matthews 

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING BLOOPER REEL EVER The cast of kingmaker is the best ever. Ever. Unbridled positive batshit energy

Transcript Link

Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.

Music by Odd Chap

Wedding invitation from a dream