Im Crying Guys. Im Crying Tears Of Joy. And Of Nuclear Liquid. Because My Energy Is Nuclear And I Am

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He is the EGG MAN

Today’s Clown is: Mr. Mint from the board game Candyland (1984)!

BELLAMY PINK..... THE MANAGER WHO GOES THE EXTRA MILE!!! 60 EXTRA MILES PER HOUR OVER THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT!!!!!! One of my fav characters I have ever voiced EVER..... He watched American Psycho & took all the wrong things away from it. So sigma (not a compliment).

Stoked for u to MEET HIM THIS WEDNESDAYYYYY (IM BEATING HIM W MY FISTS!!!!!!) 🧑‍🦰

KILLJAM XXX EPISODE 5 - “AN OFFER YOU CAN’T REFUSE!” - COMING WEDNESDAY, MAY 28th!

Bellamy Pink, Faustina’s mysterious savior, has an offer for the KILLJAM Queen: He wants to be her new manager. But can he be trusted? And will dealing with Bellamy’s own enemies mean more trouble than their potential partnership is worth?

Trailer Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @reignoftiramizu as Bellamy Pink, Gianni Matragrano as Ramrod, @spaceboymb as Waiter, and Misha Bakshi as Molly Murderclown.

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video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia

I saw this last night and got so fucking excited it prevented me from replying immediately SO NOW IM HERE; THIS MADE MY ENTIRE DAY I CANNOT PUT IT INTO WORDS. I WOOPED. I HOLLERED. AND THEN I CLIMBED UP ONTO MY CEILING and sat crosslegged and turned into a ball of light brighter than 500,000 lumens per square meter I had such a shit day yesterday (my bakery job is evil) so Artifeast. Thank you for making My Worst Day At Work Ever turn into The Best Day Ever. How I adore your art style and everything you do, every piece is so gorgeous and full of life and charm :,^D Thank you for putting him in a clown suit (a legal requirement for all little evil shits). I think he looks adorable (even though he would Kill Me). And MOST IMPORTANTLY THANK YOU FOR UR KIND WORDS IN THE TAGS AS WELL, I cried for real. You are so kind. ALL THE SAME BACK TO U!!!! <3

it's his birthday. so i put him in a clown costume

Zuwie Muzing No.2

I want to get a third lobe piercing on both ears but I am very broke and am (irrationally) scared Im going to need another mri. I dont believe I will (but I have ocd). Can we manifest a small gnome visiting me in the night & piercing my ears for free while I sleep??? Thanks guys

Sour Patch Kid Pillows

The Kingmaker Histories S3 EP1: Operation ZUWIEbreaker (Because my brain is in shambles. Its so good)

The kingmaker histories SEASON THREE EP1 "OPERATION TIEBREAKER" IS OUT And I live reacted...... Per ushe. I am suffering from nuttybrain. The Cause, The Affliction, The Reason Why: The Kingmaker Histories. If anyone is interested in reading my "flipping the fuck out" for 35:23 mins then look below the cut. Spoilers beware. BEWARE!!!!

Ohh my god that transition of: “but to those who may be less familiar – Miss Culver?” SO COOL

The chair creaking as Ariadne leans closer on the “Since you-know-what” OHHHHHHHAAUAGHH WHAT A GOOD LITTLE DETAIL. I SHIVERED

What a cool fucking death for Schultz. Also Im obsessed with Addison’s delivery on “No you don’t. Not before I get that information!”

THE THEME SONG IS PLAYIINNGGG WELCOME BACK THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES. WELCOME BACK!!!! OH ITS GOOD TO BE BACK

Wow this second scene with the main three, AND Baldinotti (HI AUSTIN) AND MARIA (LIZ PLANT NATION!), IS SO FUCKING FANTASTIC Oh it has so much soul. It holds the soul of Kingmaker. Especially the set of lines where Maria is like “What the hells wrong with you??” And they all list down what happened, and then in-tandem, all go “YES” to extra strength. KILLER S3 START. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT AND IM ONLY 10 MINS IN

LOVE MARIA SOOO MUCH. Because Liz is incredible & melds with the returning cast so much. ITS SO GREAT TO HEAR TAQI & BLYTHE & JOSH WITH NEW MATERIAL!!!! THE GANG IS BACK!!!! I also fucking love Maria to death. I will shout it forever.

Gonna make myself a prussian army doctor

“Hey Telsie” “What” “Matching bullet wounds” “Normal couples get wedding bands” “One of us should shoot Colette so she doesnt feel left out” “If you even think about shooting me Ill kill you” I LOVE THEM SO MUCH FANTASTIC LINES AND FANTASTIC DELIVERY. ALSO “Trouble sleeping?” “OH my god. Could you not–“ THIS SCENE IS AWESOME TOO. FUCK. I CANT STOP TYPING. Love hearing Colette somber.

MANDEL!!!!! MY FAV!!!! (FUCK YOU HOLMANN) MANDEL!!!! <3 <3 AND I LOVE ROXANA!!! OMG!!!!!! I LOVE ROXANA’S VOICE

“Beat. Mandel starts to suspect he’s fucked.” Oh the transcript treat. Listening along w reading the transcript is a treat.

What a tense scene between Mandel and Holzmann WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THAT WAS GOOD!!!!!

Ariadne and Winston fucking Churchill are interacting canonly. Only in Kingmaker. Oh my fucking god. Also “What circle of hell did you pick her up from again?”LMFAO

THE KINGMAKER FUSION SPELL SOUNDS. OH MYFUCKIGN GOD. IM SO TENSE THIS WHOLE SCENE. OH MY GOD!!!!!!! A SECOND KINGMAKER FUSION SPELL!!!!!!!! HARLOW NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!O  HMYGOD!!!! BONBON!!!!!! MORE LIKE BOMBOMB!!!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER COLETTE ADJACENT KINGMAKER HOST ON OUR HANDS!!! FUCK!!! THIS IS BAD!!!! THIS IS REALLYFUCKING BAD!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!

"HARLOW: (shaken to his core) Can I leave? ARIADNE: Of course. Give me a call if you want it taken out." Insane. Love this ^ both deliveries

OK. ENDING THIS LIVEREACTION WITH: FUCKING DAVID AULT WAS ALSO WINSTON FUCKING CHURCHILL!!??!?!?!?????

Look what I found at Walmart!!

Happy May! Here’s this month’s sticker club designs. Worked really hard on these cookies, I hope you guys like them!

If you’re interested in a sticker sheet they’re available until June 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

If ever you’ve dreamed of a team up between an autistic disaster bi gal with a giant machete and a morally flexible trans man with a robot gun arm, that’s weirdly specific, but KILLJAM XXX is definitely the fiction podcast for you!