ITS HOLZMEOW AND MEOWGOT

Happy May! Here’s this month’s sticker club designs. Worked really hard on these cookies, I hope you guys like them!

If you’re interested in a sticker sheet they’re available until June 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

The two old men who heckle my clownfits upon walking into the coffee shop every morning

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

What is he even listening to???

Happy Halloweanutbutter! ☝️🎃🥜🍫 (I don’t care that it’s April).

Today, tonight, or whenever most suits you (as long as that “suit” isn’t red & trimmed with white fur), I shall teach you how to bake HALLOWEEN-THEMED PEANUT BUTTER TREATS to take down the Claus Evil Operative.... and make whom Russians refer to as ‘Ded Moroz’ a little MORE dead this year……. 🪦🎄😁

MERRY X(MAS)ORCISM TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD FRIGHT! These treats are gonna be GOURMET* ….. (…. *GORE MAY happen, ONCE WE GET TO SANTA CLAUS!!!)

MY CLIPS (#212-213) FOR THE MORAL OREL REANIMATED PROJECT hosted by @mchvoss Happy Pride to everyone this month but Clay Puppington

Rattle Russ Berrie Vintage Turtle Plush

Perhaps an Evil Little Weenie is back and perhaps I voice that Evil Little Weenie..... in this episode of: The Kingmaker Historpeed my pants because this episode was so scary!!!!!!!! SHITS GETTING REAL!!!!! SHITS GETTING SO REAL!!!!!! Listen on your own accord or else I will employ my army of mages to come to your house and..... attack you.... But not before they make you listen to the episode. That would be counterintuitive to have them kill you before listening to the episode.

The new episode is up now!

Transcript Link

Klaus Holzmann is preparing for the future.

Content Warning: political oppression, assassination, mentioned torture, violence, gunshots